Just look at this Splattershot. The grip's been re-shaped, with ridges carved into it so it won't slip in you grasp. The pump handle's been detailed in the same way, but that's not all – the shaft for the pump action has been made thicker and out of a tougher material so it can withstand rougher handling. The ink tank is bigger than standard issue, but not so tall that it interferes with your aim. This is a weapon for professionals.

"Kaz….I'm already a squid."