Notes:

Sweet Jesus there's a lot of people taking the challenge this year.

"Lewd gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my challenge ends. I shall stay my fapping hand, resist the lewd urges, overcome all obstacles set by the No Fap Villians. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall endure at my post. I am the Challenger in the darkness. I am the watcher on the comments. I am the shield that guards the realms of No Fap September challengers. I pledge my fapping hand and honor to the No Fap September challenge, for this post and all the posts to come."
- Colonel Nova Starwolf