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1,847 of 2,050 people found the following review helpful r☆☆☆ Victory! By tdoog on May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B" " The five girl scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!ll and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists,I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while l started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, andI walked home victorious 36 Comments Was this review helpful to you? | Yes |

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55 of 63 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Got tired of saving the Princess ILDA on January 20,2015 Edition: USA Color: Zelda Verified Purchase So, let me just say that I have been a long time LoZ fan since the very first game. That means I have been playing since 1986. S<o thirty years of making with the stab-stab in the Land of Hyrule has garnered me quite the warrior of legend reputation. No, correction. Nearly thirty years of saving freaking Princess Zelda over, and over, and over again. No, seriously. I get the whole "T'm reincarnated and don't know better" thing, but literally almost every time this girl gets abducted, it starts with some powerful dude from the Gerudo people showing up and wrecking the day. His name is always freaking the same. Not even sure how that is getting past Hyrulian immigration. Then l got to go on this long quest to save the world from being destroyed, all because this girl never cracked open a history book. At the end of the whole ordeal, what is the reward? Knowledge of a job well done and maybe a handshake. If I'm lucky amiibo Finally got tired of the grind. Bought her off of Amazon and locked her inside a safe inside a box labeled "sand fleas." I figure any Gerudo warriors will see that box and be like "I hate sand fleas, no way I'm opening that." Ganon can look all he wants, it just isn't going to happen this time. As an added precaution, I put my Captain Falcon amiibo on top of it. So, I give this item five stars because it's going to save me so much time in the future P.S. Works great with Smash Bros. Put her next to my Link amiibo, but they still won't kiss. Tried playing different songs from the series to enhance the mood, but the Song of Time always starts me back at square one 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo Report abuse
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