"Para-Medic, I just saw this snake…it had a human half! It was a pretty girl!"

"Snake, this is a Lamia. Lamiae are a legendary all-female species of snake-human hybrids. They are know for capturing human males for breeding purposes. Their lovers usually end up succumbing due to exhaustion, so whatever you do, don't get caught by one."

"Got it. So…how does it taste?"

"Did you listen to what I told you? Lamiae might be part snake, but they are also half human! Even you wouldn't commit cannibalism, would you?"

"But maybe if I only eat the snake half, it's okay, right?"

"That's it, I'm done. Do whatever you want, just don't tell me about it. Ugh, I'm feeling sick already."