Steven Universe - "I like to imagine at big meetings of the Homeworld Higher ups, Pearls are handing out like free iPads."

Dewey shows up, just stands there sweating

I figured they'd be like S.I.R. units. Which I guess would make our Pearl the G.I.R., or the "advanced" one.

Though, the idea that Pearls are super disposable on their planet is both funny and horrifying.