JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - China

Warning: Strapping Platnium gives your dick the ability to stop time, resulting in shorter bed times; Constant vocal "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA" during sexual intercourse, and the false image of summoning an actual Star Platnium. In the event where Platnium breaks remember that this is made in China.

[Your dick needs a stand. Platnium stand. ORA!]