I didn't realize Alex Hirsch had time to play video games. I thought he spent all his free time thinking up new ways to torment his fans.

If this actually happened in real life, I'd be a healthier more successful person. Games are all about that immediate feedback, whereas real life doesn't show you impacts of your decisions until long in the future. If every time I said something that mattered for real, a message would pop up in my HUD that said, "Annabelle will remember this," then I would live a happier life.