"What's your weapon, James?"

"It's a pistol!"

"…and?"

"A… pistol? There's just a pistol, nothing else."

"What? Does it, like, turn into a dagger, or a hookblade, or something?"

"Why would it do that? It's just a gun."

"Does it at least use dust bullets?"

"It uses BULLET bullets. Y'know, gunpowder and all that. None of that weird magic stuff."

"…you're weird, man."

"Shut up, Oz."

A gun that's only a gun? It'll never catch on.