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Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:11:27 No.36571466Ξ>-36571640 >>36571661 >>36571701 OK The anon who used to work retrieving the whorish daughters and wives of the absurdly rich here. one more tale. Other adventures if you want to read up I shall μst take a moment to collect my thoughts then dive nght in Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:18:50 No.36571701 Ξ>-36571854 >>36571878 >>36571886 This particular story involves a very fat young woman, a fat suit and an unfortunate rather smal thai ladyboy One day at the office, those rare days I'm there actually. Sat around talking s--- with everyone playing retarded office games. Boss comes in with new job Usual story, rich guys daughter has gone off on a party train and he's sick of paying for it. Wants her brought back It is actually the most mundane and normal of jobs. Normaly these girls go off with daddy's credit card and hit a string of bars and clubs with it and anyone willing to pretend to be their friend. This goes on until daddy cuts off the card then they find other ways to pay and fall in with a different crowd. We find her easily enough. Dumb bitch keeps trying to use her cards. >The flight doesn't take long and she is still trying to use them. I mean my god how f------ dense can you be? Locate her in a bland as f--- theme nightclub. Ice everywhere, place is f------ cold, drinks come in ice. F------ whack s--- yo. >She's easy to spot. The landwhale hammering the card reader shouting abuse at the staff. Wonder why nobody has thrown her out yet. We come up behind her and tell the barman well cover the tab, inform her that her father sent us. Normally this is enough to make the young girls become quiet and She pushes us aside and starts running Despite her size bitch can run and we lose her in the crowd on the streets Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:17:39 No 36571661 Ξ>-36571886>-36572101 how would just a regular military f-- get in to a PMC or a group like yours? Ive got 6 years in, no combat but I'm in a combat arms trade, engineer. Would a group even be interested in me or do they only take high speed low drag guys? Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:25:33 No.36571886 Ξ >>36571944 >>36572077 >>36572135 ve got s--- GCSEs and an SIA license. Boss only started throwing me at this due to me having a high tolerance for s--- and unusual skills like martial arts and ng. >The whale vanishes beneath the waves and by waves I mean crowd >We shrug and try to figure out her next port of call. ensues >Younger guy points out that she probably weighs as much as two of us put together >Argument continues until we get another hit on the cards. She's in a restaurant this time >We get there and jesus f------ christ she's sat at this huge table covered in empty plates, the staff reveal she ate it all. y the tab, try to grab her >Better luck is had this time with all four of us grabbing her and trying to pull her out of the restaurant with her screaming and shouting all the while >Some idiots call the cops and with sirens in the distance we gotta bail. She does too fortunately. Good thing as we are not f------ with the Thai police. >Argument changes to discussion of how the f--- do we ensnare the beast? >Call home for advice and info. >Guy back at home suggests a fishing net or something (doho) and reveals a few of her tastes. Namely large quantties of cheap tacky cocktails, fast food and fat guys. >Fishnet does get approval from the group mind you so we procure a net from a nearby theme restaurant >The hunt for the whale resumes. ● Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:34:14 No 36572135 >>36572506 >Bingo. Another card hit >Hit the club and find her arguing with the barman screaming that she needs money for the stripper > Barman is clearly terrified >She's laid on the bar grabbing hold of the barman while a bouncer tries to pul her off >We help and throw the net over her >Critical success. She falls over flat on her face and starts crying Sufficiently restrained >She's left a sort of greasy stain on the countertop and the whole thing seems to have buckled under the strain. Pay for damages >Start dragging her fat ass out of the place >As we leave, notice the stripclub is full of fat women staring at us disapprovingly. Realise we better hurry the f--- up >As we're leaving a fat guy barges through the door past us too. >Wonder for a moment what the f--- is going on then notice the strippers are f------ gigantic >Confused as f---. Noticing the phones, we panic, drag her fat ass into the car and speed away quickly. >One of us fishes the targets phone out of her purse and starts going through it. >After a good twenty minutes of this fat slob sobbing in the car between bouts of screaming at us we hear a loud "ohhhh that explains it from our partner in crime with >Turns out the landwhale had helped finance a "positive body image stripper night" at the club with a bunch of other fatties. Why in Thailand? f--- if I know will be calling the cops >Call the boss and ask for a way out >He says lay low and he'll work on it. Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:45:26 No 36572506 Ξ >>36572751 >>36572755 >>36572828 >We f--- off to a warehouse that had been pegged as our falback location >Some of our mates working another gig are there. >They help us with the landwhale while their target is tied to a chair gagged >Unfortunately she's starting to get a lot more rowdy and fights back. Takes all eight of us to tie her up >lt works for a while and were just relaxing as we hear a loud snap as he she breaks the cuffs and ropes. >What follows is a good hour of chasing this landwhale around the warehouse trying to subdue her >Eventually manage to lock her in a toilet with a load of stuff braced against the door. Windows too tiny for her to escape from >She keeps hammering at the door for the next few hours and we realise we gotta do something >Our man with the phone has been sat there reading for a while now. Being generally useless. >Turns out he was trained as a forensic psychologist or some such s--- and he was just figuring her out >Explains how she wound up here in Thailand. Nothing special just a bunch of her fatty SJW friends wanted to go on a sexual vacation like other women and made sure to tailor it to their tastes. With the rich fatty bankrolling the whole thing. >Thats real fascinating mate but useless to us. > Tels us that all we need to do to keep her under control is to give her the fantasy she wants >Well mate sounds like you just volunteered since she ain't gotten a good look at you yet >oh hell naw he >He points out lack of fatness and we realise this is a problem. Call boss and tell him we need a fatsuit Boss says can do goes. But the IS >Gotta love him sometimes. He just makes s--- happen Realise that someone is gonna have to pork her and it can't be the one in the suit due to his penis not being like a foot long >Cut up the fatsuit and make a cavity someone can hide in. Realise it has to be a small someone ● Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:55:12 No.36572828->>36572972 >>36573264 >>36573508 Lot of the time we charter a small plane or go by boaticar Many times we get private jets courtesy of the client IS on >Consensus achieved. We need a tiny guy with a big d---. >Four of us pile into the car and set off to find such a man. >Eventually after half hour of searching we stop to ask these ladyboys if they know anyone like that >This tiny ladyboy who would be short for a woman who is wearing an oddly long skirt for a ladyboy, lifts it halfway revealing the tip of a substantial c--- >He piles into the car and we try to explain the situation but he just seems confused by it all >After a further ten minutes of explanation get tired of it and stuff the ladyboy in the fatsuit IS >The barricade is removed and our failed psychiatrist or whatever he was pretends he has rescued the fatty from the evil cis scum and come to whisk her away on a romantic adventure or some such s---. We do our best to act defeated >Fatty is whisked away to the airport where the client of our other team has sent a plane to pick them up. We figure lets be green and all go on it >Fatsuit guy takes fatty into the back of the plane claiming its his where there's a rather nice bedroom and spends the flight having the ladyboy pork her while everyone else sits up front and pretends they can't hear her moans and screams ● Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:59:17 No.36572972 >>36573127 >>36573141 >>36573236 >>36573264 >>36573350 >>36573505 We arrange a limo to pick her up and fatsuit guy goes with Ladyboy porks her some more in the limo we are later told Poor ladyboy and fatsuit guy only got a brief break while she was sleeping. Her snoring seeming to shake the plane Fatty is dropped off at her fathers. He shakes fatsuit guys hand but once the daughter starts talking about what happened he becomes concerned and fatsuit guy assures him the penis was not real as he is wearing a fatsuit Fattys father is pleased Fatsuit guy takes off fatsuit to prove point. Fattys father inspects it saying it is very lifelike Fatsuit guy makes up excuses and quickly bails relating all this to us later Poor thai ladyboy is released for good Poor bastard spends the next hour drinking everything in the minibar as the plane continues to the next drop off We wind up paying the ladyboy a full share of the pay and pay for his trip back home dont think he had ever seen so much money in one place. Seemed pretty dam pleased. END There you have it. The story of the fatsuit and ladyboy. Abridged heavily as I am cooking food

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?
Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?
File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE
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