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Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:14:48 No. 36569901 >>36570002 >>36570053 Wife/daughter it is I warn you now. This story does not have anything remotely resembling a happy ending. It is without any doubt one of the more depressing tales due to what this woman did to her only daughter >Get a call from the boss >He wants his best people at his office now for a job >Four of us are there and he runs down the situation for us. it's rare and urgent as it involves a minor. >Rich guys wife has run off with a small fortune AND their only child. A daughter age 13 >Doesn't give a f--- about the money or the wife. Wants his daughter back. >Boss wants us to get all 3 due to possibility of delicious bonu mething we should do o the child. While we've seen young girls go rew strangers with their moth er than We shrug and go over the note Wife is a repeat offender. Seven times to be exact e this and we've brought her back. Not us specifically but the company we work for. Never t the with her. Many of the note t the f----- off Wife has typically either gone full party train or tried to establish a new life in some s------- each time but surfaced when money runs out due to not having access to the lifestyle she is acustomed to >We fear she's gone new life again. Which means she'll be tough to find even if we find out what country she's in >Quickly realise the child has no passport so she can't have taken a commercial flight >She wouldn't charter anything less than a private jet. No luck on that front >Keep digging into possible routes away from the continent (never tried to set up a new life on the continent) >lt goes on like this for months >Longest case on record at eight months >By this point we were all pretty much exhausted. No leads, no clues, we'd tapped every contact we could think of. She had to be somewhere in Europe >Get a lead. A f------ lead at long last! >A man was caught trying to sell her rolex. The jewellers had been suspicious and checked its number against the books. He was promptly arrested and our client had arranged for us to talk to him first >We get there after a brief plane trip and find an honest to f------ god catholic priest >A f------ priest had been trying to sell her watch. ldiot don't speak no english so only one of us can actually talk to him making the questioning rather long and drawn out >To say he was uncooperate would be putting it lightly but his story was that this woman came to him to get her and her daughter away from her abusive husband. This woman was obviously wealthy as she had paid him a lot to arrange it 冰was then that it clicked. The reason we'd not been able to find her was not because she hadn't taken a plane where she was going. It was because they had traveled using documents issued by the f------ Vatican and nobody f------ checks them. >With s--- figured out all we needed was a destination. A few details he let slip came together. Turned out mother dear had decided to become a nun and take her daughter with her on missionary work. ing Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:31:55 No.36570335 >Client pulls strin et is located Gets more iled info out of the Vatican Yougottabeshittingme m------------ sub saharan africa? Boss is hesitant to send us in but after discussion with the client more money is probably offered and boss loses his mind We get sent to Africa e guys. Alone in enough it We arrive at the airport expecting it to be a total s Turns out the airport is controlled by a western PMC who work in the area and they have been hired as guides and protective detail verything turned out better than expected >Until they s >Four poor white guys completely out of their depth in the middle of what is probably a warzone >Fortunately though they have a decent idea of where the target is as they noticed a small church had been built there recently. Its been torn down since though mercen ta ing random potshots at the wildlife >One of our group is pretty much having a panic attack by this point but h ept sufficiently calm through the proper application of f Eventually land near a really really s----- looking village. It is the stereotypical african s-------. Mu Then you notice things that look a bit out of place. Like the expensive (for the are d land rover, the new clothes on some of the people, the fact that everyone looks well fed despite nothing growingh >PMC goons fan out and do their thing and s kicking down doors. The few shots fired but one would not l ge ng We're out of our depth >Eventually a white women, a white girl and four african men are dragged out of the village by the PMC goons and dropped at our feet. All alive fortunately even if one of the black guys has clearly got a broken nose, arm and probably a couple of ri judging by the bruising thats beginning to show The two whit eed who we're looking for. They dont >One of our unfortunate ta momen xplanation from the PMC goons regarding the men reveals that the one who got beat almost eath was f------ the daughter and the other three were plowing the wife who was clearly enjoying it Wife gets all up in our face almost immediately. All on about how we have no right t >Fortunately the PMC goon pistol whips her quiet after l point out that really we only need the daughter. her how to live her life, blah, blah, blah, her husband point the dau o clue whats going on any in tears more eems The wife gets gagged and tied up then thrown in the choppa and we f mething for the little one to wear for th e back. Spends the whole trip wearing one of the PMC goons jackets ally say anything but fills in the remaining holes in the story for us n but later on decided to marry the local chieftan and showered the place with all the money she'd brought. Then the chie ed for h on to marry th hter. His son who by the looks of him was in Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:45:43 No.36570744 >Nobody really feels happy about this s--- >She's too far into it for an abortion to really be feasible >We arrange for a pickup from the boss and awkwardness ensues. The client f------ shows up in a private jet >His half naked pregnant 13 year old daughter, his almost completely naked pregant wife and four worn out,tired and scrufy looking white guys await him as he comes running down the steps from his plane >For a second we thought he was going to do a 180 without stopping and fly away >But to his credit he did seem genuinely happy to see his daughter was safe. Blamed the wife for everything. Had us take the daughter aboard who by this point was in full PTSD mode tayed outside with the PMC with his wife for a what seemed like forever tead she got regagged and brought into the plane and locked into one of the toilets for the entire trip trussed u >On arriving back home the client gave us his personal thanks and a bonus to ensure proper discretion >Found out the wife died the next day in a car accident >F--- knows what happened to the daughter but she's alive probably. N----- was probably put up for adoption somewhere far far away And that children is probably the most depressing of the stories I have No happy ending for anyone

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Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:14:48 No. 36569901 >>36570002 >>36570053 Wife/daughter it is I warn you now. This story does not have anything remotely resembling a happy ending. It is without any doubt one of the more depressing tales due to what this woman did to her only daughter >Get a call from the boss >He wants his best people at his office now for a job >Four of us are there and he runs down the situation for us. it's rare and urgent as it involves a minor. >Rich guys wife has run off with a small fortune AND their only child. A daughter age 13 >Doesn't give a f--- about the money or the wife. Wants his daughter back. >Boss wants us to get all 3 due to possibility of delicious bonu mething we should do o the child. While we've seen young girls go rew strangers with their moth er than We shrug and go over the note Wife is a repeat offender. Seven times to be exact e this and we've brought her back. Not us specifically but the company we work for. Never t the with her. Many of the note t the f----- off Wife has typically either gone full party train or tried to establish a new life in some s------- each time but surfaced when money runs out due to not having access to the lifestyle she is acustomed to >We fear she's gone new life again. Which means she'll be tough to find even if we find out what country she's in >Quickly realise the child has no passport so she can't have taken a commercial flight >She wouldn't charter anything less than a private jet. No luck on that front >Keep digging into possible routes away from the continent (never tried to set up a new life on the continent) >lt goes on like this for months >Longest case on record at eight months >By this point we were all pretty much exhausted. No leads, no clues, we'd tapped every contact we could think of. She had to be somewhere in Europe >Get a lead. A f------ lead at long last! >A man was caught trying to sell her rolex. The jewellers had been suspicious and checked its number against the books. He was promptly arrested and our client had arranged for us to talk to him first >We get there after a brief plane trip and find an honest to f------ god catholic priest >A f------ priest had been trying to sell her watch. ldiot don't speak no english so only one of us can actually talk to him making the questioning rather long and drawn out >To say he was uncooperate would be putting it lightly but his story was that this woman came to him to get her and her daughter away from her abusive husband. This woman was obviously wealthy as she had paid him a lot to arrange it 冰was then that it clicked. The reason we'd not been able to find her was not because she hadn't taken a plane where she was going. It was because they had traveled using documents issued by the f------ Vatican and nobody f------ checks them. >With s--- figured out all we needed was a destination. A few details he let slip came together. Turned out mother dear had decided to become a nun and take her daughter with her on missionary work. ing Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:31:55 No.36570335 >Client pulls strin et is located Gets more iled info out of the Vatican Yougottabeshittingme m------------ sub saharan africa? Boss is hesitant to send us in but after discussion with the client more money is probably offered and boss loses his mind We get sent to Africa e guys. Alone in enough it We arrive at the airport expecting it to be a total s Turns out the airport is controlled by a western PMC who work in the area and they have been hired as guides and protective detail verything turned out better than expected >Until they s >Four poor white guys completely out of their depth in the middle of what is probably a warzone >Fortunately though they have a decent idea of where the target is as they noticed a small church had been built there recently. Its been torn down since though mercen ta ing random potshots at the wildlife >One of our group is pretty much having a panic attack by this point but h ept sufficiently calm through the proper application of f Eventually land near a really really s----- looking village. It is the stereotypical african s-------. Mu Then you notice things that look a bit out of place. Like the expensive (for the are d land rover, the new clothes on some of the people, the fact that everyone looks well fed despite nothing growingh >PMC goons fan out and do their thing and s kicking down doors. The few shots fired but one would not l ge ng We're out of our depth >Eventually a white women, a white girl and four african men are dragged out of the village by the PMC goons and dropped at our feet. All alive fortunately even if one of the black guys has clearly got a broken nose, arm and probably a couple of ri judging by the bruising thats beginning to show The two whit eed who we're looking for. They dont >One of our unfortunate ta momen xplanation from the PMC goons regarding the men reveals that the one who got beat almost eath was f------ the daughter and the other three were plowing the wife who was clearly enjoying it Wife gets all up in our face almost immediately. All on about how we have no right t >Fortunately the PMC goon pistol whips her quiet after l point out that really we only need the daughter. her how to live her life, blah, blah, blah, her husband point the dau o clue whats going on any in tears more eems The wife gets gagged and tied up then thrown in the choppa and we f mething for the little one to wear for th e back. Spends the whole trip wearing one of the PMC goons jackets ally say anything but fills in the remaining holes in the story for us n but later on decided to marry the local chieftan and showered the place with all the money she'd brought. Then the chie ed for h on to marry th hter. His son who by the looks of him was in Anonymous 09/30/14(Tue)08:45:43 No.36570744 >Nobody really feels happy about this s--- >She's too far into it for an abortion to really be feasible >We arrange for a pickup from the boss and awkwardness ensues. The client f------ shows up in a private jet >His half naked pregnant 13 year old daughter, his almost completely naked pregant wife and four worn out,tired and scrufy looking white guys await him as he comes running down the steps from his plane >For a second we thought he was going to do a 180 without stopping and fly away >But to his credit he did seem genuinely happy to see his daughter was safe. Blamed the wife for everything. Had us take the daughter aboard who by this point was in full PTSD mode tayed outside with the PMC with his wife for a what seemed like forever tead she got regagged and brought into the plane and locked into one of the toilets for the entire trip trussed u >On arriving back home the client gave us his personal thanks and a bonus to ensure proper discretion >Found out the wife died the next day in a car accident >F--- knows what happened to the daughter but she's alive probably. N----- was probably put up for adoption somewhere far far away And that children is probably the most depressing of the stories I have No happy ending for anyone

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