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Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:48:07 No.2360188823501933 23301938 2350194 23502000 Ok, moar Hummel >still basic training >kid gets chosen to read The Soldier's Creed in front of the entire company >kid can barely remember how to wipe his ass, much less recite a paragraph >he approaches the front of the formation, nervous and visibly sweating >i am pretty sure spaghetti began to manifest in his cargo pockets >he takes his position in front of the formation, everyone is standing tight at attention >he clears his throat, takes a deep breath THE ARMY CREED! >somehow manages to f--- it up by the second word >1SG is visibly upset, entire formation begins to smirk and chortle >he attempts it again THE SOLDIERS CREED! >he proceeds to the second line, and falters yet again >this repeats for a solid 15 minutes >eventually one of the drill sergeants presents him with a handy notepad, with the creed written on it >f---- it up again, while reading it >eventually approaches the "I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the united states" part >says "T WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over reaches the same point WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES" >everyone is dying at this point >drill sergeant has dropped his military bearings and tripped on them s--- turns to chaos >eventually gets it right, after a good hour or two >1SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA O Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri)22:49:49 No.23601914 goddamn l'd recommend Hummel for OCS if it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri)22:51:35 No.2360193323801974 File: 1413368873966.ipg (116 KB, 673x1005) 23601888 SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA swear to god, we'll be reading about Hummel the supersoldier 10 years from now Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:49 No.23601936 File: 3797567 ipa (33 KB, 623x556) 2223801974 >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES I'm drunk and this s--- i hilarious more pls Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:52:26 No.23601946 2223801974 23601888 >says "T WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over And this is the moment were my side dies

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:48:07 No.2360188823501933 23301938 2350194 23502000 Ok, moar Hummel >still basic training >kid gets chosen to read The Soldier's Creed in front of the entire company >kid can barely remember how to wipe his ass, much less recite a paragraph >he approaches the front of the formation, nervous and visibly sweating >i am pretty sure spaghetti began to manifest in his cargo pockets >he takes his position in front of the formation, everyone is standing tight at attention >he clears his throat, takes a deep breath THE ARMY CREED! >somehow manages to f--- it up by the second word >1SG is visibly upset, entire formation begins to smirk and chortle >he attempts it again THE SOLDIERS CREED! >he proceeds to the second line, and falters yet again >this repeats for a solid 15 minutes >eventually one of the drill sergeants presents him with a handy notepad, with the creed written on it >f---- it up again, while reading it >eventually approaches the "I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the united states" part >says "T WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over reaches the same point WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES" >everyone is dying at this point >drill sergeant has dropped his military bearings and tripped on them s--- turns to chaos >eventually gets it right, after a good hour or two >1SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA O Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri)22:49:49 No.23601914 goddamn l'd recommend Hummel for OCS if it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man Anonymous 11/14/14 (Fri)22:51:35 No.2360193323801974 File: 1413368873966.ipg (116 KB, 673x1005) 23601888 SG makes him the Company Guide for having the balls to destroy the USA swear to god, we'll be reading about Hummel the supersoldier 10 years from now Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:51:49 No.23601936 File: 3797567 ipa (33 KB, 623x556) 2223801974 >"I WILL DESTROY THE UNITED STATES I'm drunk and this s--- i hilarious more pls Anonymous 11/14/14(Fri)22:52:26 No.23601946 2223801974 23601888 >says "T WILL EMPLOY THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES realizes his mistake, says "F---" out loud, then starts over And this is the moment were my side dies

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