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Anonymous 10/12/12(Fri)02:28 No.13009880 Replies: 22 13010945 221301102922 13011167 22 13013831 File: 135 34130.ipg-(87 KB, 500x400, 1315038093815.jpg) > Be swedish soldier >Company is in the field, education check > Making sure we can do our jobs with lack of sleep, almost no food, constant physical strain, no idea what's going on etc. Hard as f---. > On last day, they bring us back to base, clean and put away weapons, then gather for formation in a clearing. s Company Commander holds this little speech, ending it with "and the last thing you need to do is run across this clearing to that table over there, stacked with food, coke, candy etc. Go eat!" YOU SON DEA BITCR > Fuckyear.jpg all around > When suddenly a wild spiderman appears! > It is really one of the officers, in a spiderman bodysuit > Jumps around in front of us, screaming "Don't take ma' food, don't take ma' food!" > Does his "I shoot web" pose towards our food-laden table, which promptly explodes. > Machineguns firing errywhere, they tell us to flee! >Spend the rest of the night dodging foot patrols, cars and (or so they told us) dogs. > Rain the whole time To this day, this is mfw spiderman

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: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
Anonymous 12/28/24(Sat)11:32:03 No.103676189 29 KB JPG >company hired a new grad recently >a 21 year old white woman >it was the only junior spot available so i assume she must be great given how many applications we got (over 100) >asked to get to help get her started >she doesn't know what git is >she doesn't know what terminal is (says she only uses GUI) >she doesn't know how to extract a zip >she doesn't know how to access network storage >she doesn't know what RAM does (i asked as a joke) What the f--- is going on? Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot? I want to report it but I'm scared to as I am not that senior myself.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect What the F--- is going on Bongbros??? What the F--- is going on Bong(...) Settings Mobile Home 12/28/24(Sat) 13:28:53 No.492579333 20241228_122812.jpg 614 KB JPG 3 days it's been like this. What are the k---- doing to our air? Anonymous (ID: fTOa7Lbe) >>492579333 (OP) # 12/28/24(Sat) 13:29:41 No.492579374 wow, fog in winter?? it's over >>492579602 #
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