The Simpsons

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L: I'm not sure I should go. I don't even like him.

B: You're right, Lise, you shouldn't go, It wouldn't be honest.

B: I'll go disguised as you.

L: What if he wants to hold hands?
B: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

L: What if he wants a kiss?
B: I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.

L: What if he..
B: You don't wanna know how far I'll go.