#TheTriggering - @ZombieNeith Tweet

Alternatively, what they're describing is acting like anything you say has any merit while being a man.

Went to the bulletin board to check what they plastered for Women Day.

Blamo, they plastered all Tumblr neologisms so women can be empowered with the newfound knowledge of how they're being opressed and they didn't even noticed. They even bothered to force-translate some of those so you can put them in daily conversation without sounding like a hipster (not that it would be bad, you're a strong woman who needs no man to judge you).

And you can't even argue against or about it because that would be mansplaining.

Gals, I know you loathe me for being an uncharming, untalented and unemployed fuck (also a man, which is heresy), but please don't make me worse by making me agree with Zardoz.