Wander Over Yonder - more expected reactions

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This site really knows me way too well.

You know how there's a cartoon character that you've always wanted to have sex with?
I don't want to have sex with Lord Dominator.
No, I want to make love to her.
To clarify, not sex, I don't want to fuck her or have coitus with her, I want to make LOVE to her.
By love, I mean take her to a romantic spot, like cabin out on a lake, or turbo-mansion over an active volcano world for a three to four day weekend, and just WORSHIP HER. Using the alphabet, from English to Mandarin to- I don't fucking know- Klingon, and just do that till she's begging me to stop.
And it would just be nonstop, me just loving ever part on her beautiful, green body.
I wouldn't care about my needs, only hers.
Because she is an amaze-balls Goddess of Sexy Evilness and Destruction.
And I so fucking want to kiss the base of that shrine.
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