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souredcandy posted a comment on Eternal Alien Gf by SouredCandy The base is there, but the execution is rather lackluster. Her bosoms need to be more brimming. Let the chest be your canvas and inspiration your brush. In fact, if you're a healthy female of breeding age, maybe I could teach you the ways of an art connoisseur over dinner. Have you ever had dinner with an artist? I bet not So, even though you haven't asked me yourself, I might as well tell you the gloomy details and get the whole thing over with. I'm 18 years old, I have dark hair, I'm a little over six feet tall, and I have Original Replydesirable traits that fertile adults seek to propagate. Get back to me. green eyes, a car, and a country club membership. These are all i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art's luckluster because tity not bi g enough officialscud he soundes ike hes aranother planet trying to figure out human courting customs paperparachute hello fellow humans roachpatrol my favorite part of this message is all of it luminoted is this kylo ren caffeinepants tag yourself i'm the lackluster execution

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I'd put it in the DeviantArt gallery but image uploads got disabled for that. Anyways, I'm the gloomy details.


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