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• Honey badgers. Put them in the cockpits of the bombers so that they attack the pilots when they try to get in.

• Depends. Can the gun move on its own? If so, gun. If it's just a gun that has the gunded sword arm on it, Gorillataur all the way, especially if it starts uses the gunbladegun.

• Lions. That many lions in proximity to each other would cause a break in the circle of life, making the cats indestructible as well as supermassive. The predators would then pounce the sun like it's a gazelle, eat it over the next several million years, and each drift their own way into the cosmos, becoming stars themselves. That's how stars are born, right?

• Also depends. Is he going as Ted Cruz or the Horoscope Homicider? If the former, he simply doesn't have the power to fight, kind of like a more limiting version of Superman as Clark Kent.

This reminds me of one of the most glorious versus threads ever created, "Space Marine Giant Sloth vs. US Congress uploaded to a Geth platform." It will always live on in my heart.