I'm very happy one of my friends has a daughter. I can justify buying it as a gift, and obviously I should read it through first, just to make sure it's appropriate for kids, and perhaps scan it as well and put it on my hard drive, you know, in case there's a fire at her house and we need to print out a new one.

Lesbians in my children's books? Blasphemy!

Disclaimer: in case someone takes this seriously this comment is just a joke.