And thats how our dank lord Chinchin arose to power.

for the original context (for those wondering): When she want the D, but you don't want to hand over the D (particularly since it would break the bro code to sleep with their mom).

…yes, that is the actual context. He solves the situation by literally fooling her into believing that he was a figment of her soap opera riddled imagination. Because fucking Sakamoto makes light yagami look like a dumb ass bitch.