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So who would be said attorney that Mario has to hear from?
Uploaded by Terry Jones Jun 22, 2016 at 10:12PM EDT
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![how the Kingdom Hearts series was made (with full apologies to Tetsuya Nomura who I'm sure is a lovely person) KINGDOM HEARTS 1 Nomura: thank you so much for meeting me, I know how valuable your time is Disney lawyers: the pleasure's all ours, sir. you said you had a business proposal about how to profitably combine some of our intellectual properties with your Final F antasy series? Nomura: yes [pulls out laptop] ok so I wrote this crossover fic CHAIN OF MEMORIES Nomura: okay team that first game was pretty good but we're gonna have to step it up. how about we make like, a card-based battle system in this one? Staff: sir is that a yugioh card falling out of your sleeve Nomura: also for the storyline I want to introduce a bunch of new characters who are all plotting amongst each other for mysterious reasons and then have them all die violent deaths Staff: sir have you been reading Game of Thrones Staff: sir KINGDOM HEARTS 2 Nomura: ok let's do everything we did in the first game but EVEN MORE BETTER Staff: sir are you sure you sent this through QC? the plot is kind of...I mean the tutorial mode stars a different character and is 3 hours long? Nomura: also use the triangle button a lot, that one's my fave Staff: this doesn't really wrap up the story very w Nomura: triangle button 358/2 DAYS Nomura: look it's really not THAT weird Staff: sir we're just not sure you can make a game about existential angst that ends with a child goading her best friend into assisting with her suicide? we're working with disney here Nomura: legal said it was ok as long as I never do it again BIRTH BY SLEEP Staff: sir l thought you said we couldn't make any more games about dead children Nomura: none of them die. one becomes a comatose vegetable, one is damned to wander hell for eternity, and one is possessed by a sociopath and loses his mind Staff: how did you- Nomura: none of them die, legal couldn't touch it RE:CODED Nomura: remake the cell phone thing as a game Staff: what? why? I thought we were supposed to- Nomura: [scribbling furiously] make the phone game. stall for time. I am Planning DREAM DROP DISTANCE Nomura: [sets posterboard down] and THAT'S the whole plot so far Staff: but that doesn't even.. .make any...oh god. Oh god. there are hints about these things in the past FOUR games. how many drugs are you on?? Nomura: yes KH CHI Nomura: you know, I've always wanted to make a KH MMO... Staff: what?? but that would be so much work to update and maintain Nomura: don't worry, we'll keep it really simple, it'll be a piece of cake. we won't even release it outside of japan UNCHAINED X Staff: YOU SAID WE WOULDN'T RELEASE CHI OUTSIDE OF JAPAN Nomura: we're not. we're remaking it as a cell phone game Staff: WE ALREADY MADE AND THEN REMADE A CELL PHONE GAME Nomura: -and releasing that outside of japan. also we're gonna keep updating it concurrently with the original browser game, because of reasons Staff: you promise Nomura: well i accidentally a lot of plot so you d keep it simple.... 2.8 PROLOGUE FINAL CHAPTER Staff: sir this is. this is literally not even a real game. it's a game remake and a random movie and a half-game you wanted to make like five years ago. how did you get this approved when we're supposed to be making kh3 Nomura: oh it was pretty easy, i just explained the idea to the president the same way I just did to you guys Staff: and he said yes??? Nomura: well he signed the budget request while crying and saying please just go away Reblogged 1 day ago from skypillar 26,660 notes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/133/779/244.png "How Kingdom Hearts was made")
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