Video Game Logic - Game Mechanics

Team Fortress 2 is missing:
"You have a gun, or a spiked wrench, or a chocolate-hating skull, or wraping paper, or weathever"

"But you know you are here for the hats".

Monster Hunter:

Your weapon is bigger than you are…

…but you're fighting a mutant T-Rex that makes the Hulk seem like Gandhi in comparison.