“Lapis are you sure this is the best way for us to tell which of us is the most motherly?”

“According to what Peridot read on the ‘internet’ large mammaries are a sigh of a good mother.”

“But we can’t even really produce mike, and Steven is no longer an infant anyways.”

“I don’t know, Peri just kept saying ‘large mammaries make the best milfs.’ Heh, whatever that means.”