Pokémon Sun and Moon - What's wrong, big boy? Never had your team swept by a waifubug before?

Talonflame is long dead. It will never see the light of OU again, not with its Gale Wings clipped anyway.

it does my heart good to see marowaks rising to prominence.

Marowaks have another advantage that they aim to compete with the roach through good defenses and type, rather than speed. So it doesn't care if the roach goes first- it blasts it away with its thick club… which makes this one of the more phallic counters, I suppose.

"How do you beat this waifu mon?"
"With a thick club".