Notes:

January – You play poker with X
February – You go on a blind date with X
March – You are now married to X
April – X files a restraining order against you
May – You and X frolic in a beautiful meadow
June – You are stuck on a tropical island with X
July – X sings you a lullaby
August – You switch bodies with X
September – X is now your permanent roommate
October – You sing karaoke with X
November – X cries on your shoulder
December – You must arm wrestle X

1.Minerva Mink
2.Pesto
3.Skippy
4.Wakko
5.Buttons
6.Slappy
7.Flavio
8.Walter Wolf
9.Ralph
10.Pinky
11.Mr.Skullhead
12.Chicken Boo
13.Katie Kaboom
14.Rita
15.Bobby
16.Hello Nurse
17.Wilford
18.Yakko
19.Sid The Squid
20.Mr.Director
21.Mime
22.Mindy
23.Otto
24.Marita
25.The Brain
26.Runt
27.Thaddeus Plotz
28.Squit
29.Dot
30.Beanie Bison
31.The Godpigeon