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Anarcho-Capitalism - Going to work in AnCapistan

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Libertarian Movement exploded in the 20s and they won every branch of govemment in local and national arenas >Wake up seeing wall poster of Gary Johnson, which I put up myself of course >go outside >get in my car and start start to back into my street hear a gunshot and a bullet pierces the top of my car roll down window and see man with gun, of which he has the right to own >"What the hell! say >"Get off the road! >"I gotta get to work. Are you new to the neighborhood? I've never seen you. >"No, I live over in the rich part of town. I was employed by the man who owns the land that this road sits on. This road belongs to a Mr. Green s"Oh, that bipolar dude who got rich when he struck oil in his backyard?" > "Yeah him. Right now he's feeling down. He's been lying in bed with the lights off for the past few days and doesn't want to deal with any of his businesses so until further notice he doesn't want anyone on his property,any of it >"Maybe you could let one car slip through s"Are you attempting to bribe me? I signed a Private Contract with Mr. Green and so I am legally bound. Otherwise he could take me to court and have me prosecuted which l'd say is fair because I believe in govemment as long as it is used to defend property rights ou Feel my face tuming red "Of course! Yes, yes, sorry. I didn't get a lot sleep, still not fully awake." I chuckle "Oh also, uhhh.... while we're on the subject of property rights, I can't help but notice you did a number on this car. I just got the paint job done and- You were on PRIVATE PROPERTY, on which the owner said he wanted no trespassers. I am his representative, via private contract, to defend his PRIVATE PROPERTY! Do you not believe in the right to bear arms or the right to defend your life and/or property with deadly force if absolutely necessary? No, sorry...uhhhh, like I said I didn't get a lot of sleep. I'll. uhhhhh... pull back up now >Go back into my house. What to do? needed to get to work. After all I had signed a Private Contract with my boss that I would show up every single day this year, and if I breached that contract, he could sue me for potentially a million dollars. And since I don't have that and there is no OPPRESSIVE bankruptcy program, I would have to be forced to work off the cost, which would take me 25 years >Go into my backyard >Look over fence on south side of yard, see neighbor gardening >Know that the road on his street isn't owned by Mr. Green. >He quickly jolts and turns around toward me with his gun raised >"Hey" I say. "I have a strange request. The man who owns the land where the road sits on on my street isn't allowing anyone to go on it right now > "As is his right," my neighbor says >"As is his right, of course, of course. That said, I need to get to work. Now I know that the man who owns the road in front of your house is allowing people to use it right now. Is it alright if I come over the fence and walk through your house to go out your front door and walk down your street until I get to Main and catch the Commercially Owned bus going up that street to get to work, since Main's owner is also allowing people to use it?" >"You put one foot over that fence and I'll put a bullet through your head >"As is your right >I go over and look over fence on the west side of my backyard to look over into that neighbor's yard >Maybe I could ask her If I could step over into her backyard, and then I could ask HER south neighbor if I could go through her backyard, into the backdoor and out the front to the street in front of her house >Şee woman in lawn chair on patio. She looks unconscious. Then I notice the heroine needle sitting beside her. I realize she has overdosed. suppose I could call the Private Ambulance, but they wouldn't come. After all, the liability would be too strong who were they to come into her house without her written consent in the form of a PRIVATE CONTRACT and take HER BODY away and administer an antidote without her even being awake. If she recovered she could sue them for millions. Besides, they wouldn't have a way to get to her house and take her away since the road in front of her house is closed right now recover >I don't know much about drugs, but I am glad the war on Drugs ended back n the 20s. Who's the government to tell you what to put in your body? What did they Know? Besides that was really just a chance for the f------ pigs to beat on you and a est you to Jack up their QUOTA for the PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEXI >Go over to the fence on the east side of my Property and look over fence and plan to try the same thing, asking that neighbor to let me climb into his yard and then ask HIS neighbor south of his property if I could go through his back door and out the front and use the street in front of his house >Anyway, look over Eastside fence to see my neighbor sitting in chair. He looks sick. >"Can I help you?" he says >"uhh, are you ok?"I ask > To tell you the truth I'm not feeling too good right now. I'm real sick 2bh pham" >He gets into a coughing fit that lasts for 30 seconds >"Oh, sorry about that. Yeah, my doctor diagnosed me with something nasty. The treatment was gonna add up to something around 100 thousand dollars. I don't got insurance." >"Oh, that's a shame. Medical prices are a real bitch right now. But I have complete faith in the Free market to work out the bugs. These things take time >"So how much time do you have? >"Well, uhhhhhh, can I get you anything? >"Nothing much anyone can do for me now. Just enjoying my time out in the sun. Being outside feels better for my health. I remember when I was a boy I read a story from a cancer patient who said the woods were relaxing place to spend your final days, you know in nature, surrounded by the animals and trees. But there isn't much of that to be found these days, as businesses needed to cut down all the forests around here to make room for their strip malls >"As is their right. I'm glad we don't live in a country where the govemment would have interfered with what someone did on THEIR property in the name of preservation starts c blood part ways, too uncomfortable to ask a dying man for a favor >Looks like there was only one option left Go to garage >Find jetpack >Real worried its gonna explode but need to get to work so I don't end up in a million dollars debt It starts out flying low, kinda hard to control. I get higher If too much ash or smoke gets in neighbors yards, they could have a Property Damage case against me for pollution. ill my boss had better lawyers and could get me for way more than they ever could. Decide to risk it, start flying jet pack higher into the air Feel a bullet graze my shoulder Get away from my property! those fumes will give me cancer!" I flew away faster before I could get shot again. My shoulder was bleeding, but I couldn't be mad at the guy. After all, I was hovering 50 feet above his yard for a few seconds. For all he knew I was going to try to cause harm to his life or PRIVATE PROPERTY! And while I felt the pain in my shoulder, I comforted myself knowing that at least it didn't come from a POWER HUNGRY PIG >FuckThePolice JPG over city >Hear guy shout "ls that a drone?1 ear 5/6 Can't say I blame the guy. After all the relief that dissolving the US MILITARY STRIAL COMPLEX gave everyone, it would be stressful to think that the govenment would try to sneak it back in. I'm glad he took a shot. Shows that people won't put up with that nonsense again. There was talks of bringing it back last year when a foreign country was making threats to attack us ill be organized on a much smaller scale, just to carry out some minor preventative measures Some people were CONSIDERING it until a guy took the stage in front of the camera and said e give into tyranny NOW, that will just make it easier for them to do it in greater measures in the futurell! >cheers erupted, no military was organized, the senator who proposed it was impeached That country decided to move its focus into some middle eastem countries, and was currently kept busy successfully taking over many of them. Looks like they had enough to keep them satisfied >Obviously there was never ANY need for the proposed military action, and it was just a ploy to reinstate the MILITARY >No need for us to be involved in world affairs >Fly over Mexican part of town. There were lots of drugs, heard people shooting >Some people tried to keep them out back in the day, but thankfully we achieved Open Borders in the 20s. Afterall, who's the government to tell you not to walk on some desert land >Feds relinquished land along the borders, and now a rich property tycoon owns it all and built strip malls along the borders >It is his property now, and if he wants to let a bunch of Mexicans come in the back door of the strip malls and enter out the front, it is HIS right. >The murder rate has been skyrocketing in the border states as criminals are fleeing their OPPRESSIVE govemments for ours Our Gov't tried to bring back the DEA to keep an eye on the border >No way were we Libertarians going to allow that. They would probably spy on citizens RIAL COMPLEX >Not to mention, all the land along the border is PRIVATE PROPERTY and the man who owns it wouldn't want anyone there, as is HIS RIGHT Murders may have been increasing forty fold along the border, but that's no excuse to start drastically violating the 4th Amendment! War on Drugs all over again! Finish flying to work, arrive and land in front of building. TYRANNY >Ask man in Govermment shirt, "What's this about?" Just for a day. This part of the street is the last piece of govenment road in the nation, and we have to re-tar it. So you'll have to park across the street and then walk around- well there is a smaller parking lot on the other side of the building, could I use that? >Oh yeah, sure, thats fine What is this, a THEOCRACY Drive 1/64th mile ALL the way around the building to the other side. DAMN BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE >F------ Govemment, making everything in life so inconvenient

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