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Look, f------, f--- the ship you flew here in, f--- them cultist, f--- that armor with spikes on it, fuckyo gay-ass fairy f----- Noise Marines, f--- them cheap-ass sorceries, fuckyo sharpened teeth, f--- yo hairdo, f--- yo warp dust fuckdemon princes, f--- Abaddon, f--- the Chaos Gods! This is Imperium. My Emperor is golden and my Space Marines are blue n----. Now get the f--- outta ma thread, and if I ever see you posting heresy, l'm purgin' the s--- outta you!

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The Grand Pimpquisitor


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DEAR EMPEROR! EVER SINCE WE SIGHTED THE NIGHT LORDS MAKING LANDFALL I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY SLEEP! THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A SIP OF AMASEC! RELAX, LORD-GENERAL. THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY GET THROUGH YOUR PERSONAL SECURITY. I HOPE YOU'RE RIG- RUOYU ART WE HAVE COME FOR YOU! YEP, HE'S PASSED OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PERFECT. HELP ME WITH THESE DECORATIONS. & LET'S SEE HIM EXPLAIN THIS TO THE INQUISITION. BIRTHDAY! XOXO NIGHT LORDS FACEBOOK.COM/RUOYUART INSTAGRAM.COM/RUOTUART RUOHAMMER.COM TWITTER.COM/RUOYUART PATREON.COM/RUDYVART RUOYUART.TUMBLR.COM
The Orks, unable to ever feel fear or dread, merely decided to go down fighting. For, it was the only orky thing left to do. Wazdakka launched a surprise attack, deep into the heart of the New Devourer, charging from his semi-complete warp super highway. He led a glorious charge, leading almost a million trillion Orks in the largest battle in the history of the entire galaxy. They struck right at the rotten heart of the New Devourer's physical and psychic web. A trillion roaring boys, which shuddered he air, and melted brass, such was the volume and intensity. Gargants and Stompas fired constantly, the air literally coloured orange by constant weapons fire and discharge. Rockets and bombs were dropped in their billions, vaporising everything they struck. Kroozers and hulks rammed new devourer hive ships, their pilots howling 'WAAAAGGGHHHH!' forever, before charging across their own ships, to fist fight their foes in space itself. KAPWING
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>mary sue marines
>muh spiritual liege
>not knowing there was not even a single traitor iron warrior (seriously thanks to kyr, nearily no one plays it)
>has bane and the man with the iron mask.
>what are the silver skulls

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