Sleeping Squidward - By participating in a horse race

Single handedly one of the best JoJo parts for the bromance between Johnny and Gyro, one of the best villains in the series and this part:

think the thing with Hermit Purple and Kira was the fact that he propably didn´t know at first who he was looking for, then not how the one looks that he is looking for. DIO pretty much got only found because Joseph knew who he had to look, and how he looks. and even then just because of a ridiculously small detail they figured out where he was.