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King Tendie goes to England
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![File: what (100 KB, 436x490) Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:37:32 No.666263601 [Reply] 666264259 32666264611 32666266246 32666267036 22666267102 -666268444 32666269049 >wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in >grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat >tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through s--- jugs and piss bottles in my room >waddle downstairs to check GBP board >just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight sroll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera > "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body >she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as l open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >l can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy" >high-chair finally breaks from my heft >mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mfw し Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:51:24 No.666265711 File: comfyneet.gif (143 KB, 300x420) 26662670 62-666268255 22666268444 >wake-up at 2PM >Subconsciously s--- in my MLP jammies while sleeping >scream at the top of my lungs "MUUUUUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYYYYY >mummy silently lurks into the doorway to my room s"y-y-yes, dear? >scream "GIVE ME CHANGIES AND FETCH ME CHICKEN TENDIES >mummy silent weeps to herself and walks over to my adult-sized crib with a fresh new pair of magic school-bus jammies >start kicking and flailing my arms and legs because my tummy rumbles for tendies >start to screech while mummy tries her best to not have another mental breakdown session >start chanting "CHICKEN TENDIES YUMMY YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY" > "Anon d-dear, youve already used all of the 20 piece bag from last night in one dinner, 1...I.have to go get m- ushes me out >start beating on the pantry while screa >Mummy is weeping loudl >cry even louder and accidentally s--- new jammies suse up all of the engine I had for the day crying >crawl over to my and crying "WHY DONT YO OVE YOUR GOOD LITTLE BOY" h for the hbors to hear 66626685 Autismo.png (24 KB >Wa cry out defiantly >Tears start to well in he >"Wait...Ok >Pull down >The smell of day old chunks of partially digested tendy s--- and cheese diarrhea wafts to her nos rown r everywher n knife l Teft O >She's bleeding and covered in vomit and poo while screa g how I'm a bad boy uickly put on my shoes and stuff my pockets wit rmi ownstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey lights off, nobody there sthere is a note on the refrigerator "Pumpkin, Dytravius and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicky tendies just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungy for num- nums. Love you, Mom" f------ c--- has let my tendies get cold and mushy sand she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will f------ learn today schange out of my cloth diaper into a disposable and hit the road spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo p00 sarrive at the theater parki elf in a thi TEN HAVE WASTE, NOW MY SHALL TASTE" en r away ddy say "ayo wut t my lowC say very slowly And any of my oy p](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/083/463/eda.png "Extended tendies greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies png (899 KB, 688x663) Chicken Tendies General . /ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 16 48:24 No 6 1 79 128 228182042 쯔6182648 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, etc. These are the tendies I had for lunch Ick/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No 6179133 dimaasimaa-imsesizee 226180340 226181513 >ketchup with tendies >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52 08 No 6 1791 34 > idizeinsmis.siassetteosadisasz The next m------------ that says tendies" on /ck is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6 180495 File: HeyFava png (594 KB, 759x455) 2261aoso226 80609 226179134 Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No 6180500>>>6180504-teom File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 5180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No 6180504 File: Heyfava3 ng (352 KB, 753x451) > > misere m6182084](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/905/943/ec0.jpg "ec0.jpg")
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