To Winston: JUST COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY SAXTON HALE DIDN'T SEND YOU TO SPACE!
To Zenyata: THIS IS A BATTLEFIELD! GET THOSE PING PONG BALLS OUT OF HERE!
To Zarya: BIG DEAL! WE HAVE A HEAVY, TOO! AND HE CAN BREAK YOUR SPINE LIKE A TWIG! WITH HIS BEAR HANDS! WHICH HE TOOK FROM A BEAR HE ONCE PUNCHED TO DEATH!
To Soldier 76: BRING ME ANOTHER 75 OF YOU SO I CAN KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AT ONCE!
To Lucio: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SOUND? IN THIS BATTLEFIELD THE ONLY SOUNDTRACK WE HAVE IS THE SCREAMS OF AGONY OF OUR ENEMIES, AND SOMETIMES FROM OUR ALLIES!
To D.va: I'M GOING TO SQUISH YOUR STUPID ROBOT LIKE A TIN CAN!

There are two types of people in the world:
1) People who read it in Rick May's voice
2) Liars