"im finna gonna drop jotaro into that bush down there lol"
(woody pushes that lamp in attempt to drop jojo into the bush)
"time to say bye bye jojo lmao"
"What the…? The 'lamp'…! 'STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!'"
(time stops)
"Woody, you bastard! You attempted to attack me? Is he also an 'enemy Stand user'? Time moves again."
"what the fuck where did jojo go"
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA"

(And Woody was retired.)

It'd definitely be funny to see a Jotaro figure and his Star Platinum figure act like they're really the characters from Jojo and start trying to use their powers, the same way Buzz thought he could fly.