Notes:

Like most s--- logs smell like feces
His warm s--- log smelled uniquely
He used my mouth as a toilet
His warm log was long and coiled

Every other brat did not respect them
They smelled his logs just to reject him
I promise that I ate the choice confection
There are countless recipes for Andy's warm logs

I lie on my back and stare at his ass roof
Leaking out turds were made into my food
You've inspired me to eat more s---
From the dilated a------ of Andy Sixx