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File: hookaipg (86 KB 620x465) ■ Anonymous (ID: Story time b/ HOU NTO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:29 45 No.576373696 be me be sophomore in college >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave >Dave was a f------ wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight. Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row After a fow hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inabriated Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night >Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great f------ time >We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict h----- >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack w----, continue to walk As we were about to walk by, this h----- said something that I'll never be able to forgel >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't s--- on my face Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care H----- takes us all down to an alley, then procoods to lay down with her face upwards Anonymous (D: akBUhFLO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:30:33 No.576373816576374049 cont > Okay try to s--- on my face" Dave goes first >Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict w----'s forehead she blows on his a------ >A------ immediately shrivels up like a dehy drated raisin, Dave literally can not s--- on her face >My tum next l stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >l squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive s--- log stiring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment PJust as I felt the tip of my s--- touching the ring on my a------ a great wind swept up from the prostltute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failad bofore me, I was unnsuccossful in my quest SHooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can s--- on her face SHooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to s--- on the h-----'s face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day sOur plane leaves the next sWe decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the h-----, we decided not to spend so this night was our last in San Francisco much) >Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff > >。Anonymous (D COUNRO) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 3203 No 576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face s"We're going to got our monoyb >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave sDave runs out of the hotel to go find the h----- from the night before Friends and I have no choice but to follow Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the ferlocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Finally arive at the alley where we met the h----- before > Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner sDave groans through clanched teeth "We want to try and s--- on your face again, double or nothing SHooker agrees S Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation Ss ! Anonymous (ID:GKI ED) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 1 3 No 576374230 cont. Before the h----- even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy a--- terror the likes of which no man should ever witness Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid s--- spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hookers screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest The s--- continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open H----- attempts to protect her already scet-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's a--- explosion Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, baro ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be comparod to a nuclear blast in order to assoss the damago The H----- is literally covered from head to toe in s---, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's s--- Dave tuns to us with a serious expression on his face bare ass still exposed to the breeze "Holy f--- I've killed her" The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in s---, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley >Still don't know what happoned to that hookor, or if she even survived

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File: hookaipg (86 KB 620x465) ■ Anonymous (ID: Story time b/ HOU NTO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:29 45 No.576373696 be me be sophomore in college >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave >Dave was a f------ wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight. Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row After a fow hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inabriated Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night >Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great f------ time >We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict h----- >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack w----, continue to walk As we were about to walk by, this h----- said something that I'll never be able to forgel >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't s--- on my face Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care H----- takes us all down to an alley, then procoods to lay down with her face upwards Anonymous (D: akBUhFLO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:30:33 No.576373816576374049 cont > Okay try to s--- on my face" Dave goes first >Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict w----'s forehead she blows on his a------ >A------ immediately shrivels up like a dehy drated raisin, Dave literally can not s--- on her face >My tum next l stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >l squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive s--- log stiring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment PJust as I felt the tip of my s--- touching the ring on my a------ a great wind swept up from the prostltute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failad bofore me, I was unnsuccossful in my quest SHooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can s--- on her face SHooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to s--- on the h-----'s face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day sOur plane leaves the next sWe decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the h-----, we decided not to spend so this night was our last in San Francisco much) >Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff > >。Anonymous (D COUNRO) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 3203 No 576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face s"We're going to got our monoyb >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave sDave runs out of the hotel to go find the h----- from the night before Friends and I have no choice but to follow Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the ferlocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Finally arive at the alley where we met the h----- before > Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner sDave groans through clanched teeth "We want to try and s--- on your face again, double or nothing SHooker agrees S Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation Ss ! Anonymous (ID:GKI ED) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 1 3 No 576374230 cont. Before the h----- even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy a--- terror the likes of which no man should ever witness Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid s--- spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hookers screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest The s--- continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open H----- attempts to protect her already scet-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's a--- explosion Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, baro ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be comparod to a nuclear blast in order to assoss the damago The H----- is literally covered from head to toe in s---, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's s--- Dave tuns to us with a serious expression on his face bare ass still exposed to the breeze "Holy f--- I've killed her" The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in s---, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley >Still don't know what happoned to that hookor, or if she even survived

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