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File: hookaipg (86 KB 620x465) ■ Anonymous (ID: Story time b/ HOU NTO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:29 45 No.576373696 be me be sophomore in college >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave >Dave was a f------ wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight. Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row After a fow hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inabriated Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night >Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great f------ time >We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict h----- >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack w----, continue to walk As we were about to walk by, this h----- said something that I'll never be able to forgel >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't s--- on my face Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care H----- takes us all down to an alley, then procoods to lay down with her face upwards Anonymous (D: akBUhFLO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:30:33 No.576373816576374049 cont > Okay try to s--- on my face" Dave goes first >Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict w----'s forehead she blows on his a------ >A------ immediately shrivels up like a dehy drated raisin, Dave literally can not s--- on her face >My tum next l stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >l squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive s--- log stiring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment PJust as I felt the tip of my s--- touching the ring on my a------ a great wind swept up from the prostltute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failad bofore me, I was unnsuccossful in my quest SHooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can s--- on her face SHooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to s--- on the h-----'s face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day sOur plane leaves the next sWe decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the h-----, we decided not to spend so this night was our last in San Francisco much) >Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff > >。Anonymous (D COUNRO) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 3203 No 576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face s"We're going to got our monoyb >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave sDave runs out of the hotel to go find the h----- from the night before Friends and I have no choice but to follow Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the ferlocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Finally arive at the alley where we met the h----- before > Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner sDave groans through clanched teeth "We want to try and s--- on your face again, double or nothing SHooker agrees S Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation Ss ! Anonymous (ID:GKI ED) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 1 3 No 576374230 cont. Before the h----- even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy a--- terror the likes of which no man should ever witness Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid s--- spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hookers screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest The s--- continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open H----- attempts to protect her already scet-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's a--- explosion Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, baro ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be comparod to a nuclear blast in order to assoss the damago The H----- is literally covered from head to toe in s---, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's s--- Dave tuns to us with a serious expression on his face bare ass still exposed to the breeze "Holy f--- I've killed her" The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in s---, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley >Still don't know what happoned to that hookor, or if she even survived

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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! 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File: hookaipg (86 KB 620x465) ■ Anonymous (ID: Story time b/ HOU NTO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:29 45 No.576373696 be me be sophomore in college >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros I had this one buddy, we'll call him Dave >Dave was a f------ wildcard, this dude would do just about anything for a laugh In San Francisco after an awful red-eye flight. Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row After a fow hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inabriated Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night >Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great f------ time >We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest, a frighteningly emaciated meth addict h----- >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack w----, continue to walk As we were about to walk by, this h----- said something that I'll never be able to forgel >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't s--- on my face Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care H----- takes us all down to an alley, then procoods to lay down with her face upwards Anonymous (D: akBUhFLO) 10/28/14(Tue)23:30:33 No.576373816576374049 cont > Okay try to s--- on my face" Dave goes first >Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict w----'s forehead she blows on his a------ >A------ immediately shrivels up like a dehy drated raisin, Dave literally can not s--- on her face >My tum next l stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >l squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive s--- log stiring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment PJust as I felt the tip of my s--- touching the ring on my a------ a great wind swept up from the prostltute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failad bofore me, I was unnsuccossful in my quest SHooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can s--- on her face SHooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to s--- on the h-----'s face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day sOur plane leaves the next sWe decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the h-----, we decided not to spend so this night was our last in San Francisco much) >Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff > >。Anonymous (D COUNRO) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 3203 No 576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face s"We're going to got our monoyb >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave sDave runs out of the hotel to go find the h----- from the night before Friends and I have no choice but to follow Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the ferlocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey Dave begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Finally arive at the alley where we met the h----- before > Sure enough, the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner sDave groans through clanched teeth "We want to try and s--- on your face again, double or nothing SHooker agrees S Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position Dave stands over her face as I remain transfixed with anticipation Ss ! Anonymous (ID:GKI ED) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 1 3 No 576374230 cont. Before the h----- even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy a--- terror the likes of which no man should ever witness Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid s--- spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hookers screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest The s--- continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open H----- attempts to protect her already scet-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's a--- explosion Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, baro ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be comparod to a nuclear blast in order to assoss the damago The H----- is literally covered from head to toe in s---, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's s--- Dave tuns to us with a serious expression on his face bare ass still exposed to the breeze "Holy f--- I've killed her" The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in s---, giving the appearence of a grotesque brown halo Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley >Still don't know what happoned to that hookor, or if she even survived

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