Jack: Guardian! I am ready to go through now.
Guardian: … Nope.
Jack: Why not?
Guardian: Well, You dont have cool beard. One of the requirements to get through is having a cool beard. I 'Thought' giving you fifty years would be enough for a cool beard, but you're as clean shaven as a newborn baby.
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