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Your light is so precious to me I enjoy this thing you call "cuddling." I take this form to comfort you, my love However brief, you make me feel warm. We should eat more meat You are mine And mine alone Stay hydrated The last star will wink out before our love fades I adore how you squirm beneath me. Under darkened light with black stars Where silent winds hawl and noight treads Where onyx thoughts e under dead suns I will hold you clase and lave you stil Your eyes are bleeding, I'm sorry Do I scare you? What is "vidya"? cacn me.Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf You know I would never harm you I am in every shadow protecting you I appreciate your humor. It is relaxing It may take many of your years... But our progeny will usher a new age.. For both our kind It's cute when you try to dominate me let you do it, but it proves you're worthy You like my sharp teeth? I do not trust how those women look at you I will consume your enemies, should you wish l would never have known fesh could hold so many pleasunes. You are marked Courageous of you to want to copulate when I lack human form None can harm you without trespassing me

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

"i have a headache" GF hasn't had anything to drink. all day woke up from a 3 hour nap draws in bed @jeminix2 will put her cold hands under your shirt to get warm. eepy motion sick from UR hasn't been outside in 4 days always. f------ cold. wants snuggles! plushies on the bed "can I have some" when you make food chronic depression. naps in UC Cheetos for breakfast! (it's 3 PM) "I don't need ibuprofen rn" iron deficiency. messy hair

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Your light is so precious to me I enjoy this thing you call "cuddling." I take this form to comfort you, my love However brief, you make me feel warm. We should eat more meat You are mine And mine alone Stay hydrated The last star will wink out before our love fades I adore how you squirm beneath me. Under darkened light with black stars Where silent winds hawl and noight treads Where onyx thoughts e under dead suns I will hold you clase and lave you stil Your eyes are bleeding, I'm sorry Do I scare you? What is "vidya"? cacn me.Shadow-spawn from beyond the stars gf You know I would never harm you I am in every shadow protecting you I appreciate your humor. It is relaxing It may take many of your years... But our progeny will usher a new age.. For both our kind It's cute when you try to dominate me let you do it, but it proves you're worthy You like my sharp teeth? I do not trust how those women look at you I will consume your enemies, should you wish l would never have known fesh could hold so many pleasunes. You are marked Courageous of you to want to copulate when I lack human form None can harm you without trespassing me

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Tentacles

Tentacles

Jun 02, 2017 at 03:28PM EDT

…This meme is supposed to be ironic, not supposed to actually create my truly ideal waifu, dammit.

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Meme Skeleton

Meme Skeleton

Jun 02, 2017 at 08:36PM EDT

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