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The The "Virgin Drive" Can't even look other drivers in the eye -Chosen solely to slay as much p---- as possible - Is able to wave to every driver in a mile radius - Car is neutral colored and chosen based on fuel efficiency - Doesn't even havea license, driving speed -Modified to have - Has never dared to honk his horn - Scanning 3-6 seconds ahead of him and maintains six different horn a proper following distance sounds play all at and direction is entirely random once wow - C-- and p---- juice stain the entire back seat, making it unusable - Car is either perfectly clean from lack of use or extremely dirty with fast food wrappers and loose change ill plow through - Will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park - Upper half of body is hanging out the window, car is controlled with Chad's toes - Wouldn't dare to stick his arm out the window other cars and/or park sideways in the middle of the road Never drives drunk -Will die if BAC goes under 1%

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The "Virgin Drive" vs. The "Chad Plow"


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jun 13, 2017 at 01:09PM EDT

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