"The Virgin Shooting" Tries to look cool but just has weird awkward smile the entire time Adrenaline causes massive pimple breakout (visible on security tape) Slumped posture makes victims laugh at hinm before he pulls the trigger Could only afford Hi-Point Constant jamming and inexperience makes responding police point and laugh Sleeves too long Ill-fitting trench coat bought from local goth kid Boots hurt his feet and make him walk weird Does it on Saturday Leaves behind manifesto (publically mocked on news the next day

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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"The Virgin Shooting" Tries to look cool but just has weird awkward smile the entire time Adrenaline causes massive pimple breakout (visible on security tape) Slumped posture makes victims laugh at hinm before he pulls the trigger Could only afford Hi-Point Constant jamming and inexperience makes responding police point and laugh Sleeves too long Ill-fitting trench coat bought from local goth kid Boots hurt his feet and make him walk weird Does it on Saturday Leaves behind manifesto (publically mocked on news the next day

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