Boner-ium is known to cause some patients to experience light headedness because all their blood is going to their boner, as well as dehydration from rapid loss of body fluids. A small percentage of patients experience penis explosion after taking Boner-ium.
If you experience an erection that lasts for more than four hours, call your doctor so he can give you a high five. Then make a booty call.
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