Metroid - Samus Returns

You're not funny, original or clever. This joke has been done to death time and time again, and now that people have been thrown a good meaty bone you pick NOW to make this joke? When it no longer makes sense? Does that seem like a funny joke? After people have waited years for this shit you pull a joke literally everyone's heard before that no longer applies to the situation and just seems baseless? IS THAT WHAT COMEDY IS TO YOU?!?

Sorry that uh, that got out of hand. I've heard too many jokes about kingdom hearts 3, and metroid stuff reminds me an awful lot about it.