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two bros chillin in the hot tub five feet apart because they're not gay

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Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay. Two young men, apparently close acquaintances, enjoy their time in a hot water basin. They are sitting with a separation of about five feet, which is a telltale sign that they are both heterosexuals. Two male h--- sapiens who recognize each other as members of their in-group bathe in a vessel filled with hot water, but for the purpose of muscle relaxation rather than personal hygiene. They are not interested in same-sex courtship, which can be inferred from the heteronormative practices they exhibit, as they have created a space in between them of five counts of an outdated measure of length, which is still widely used in North America, amounting to approximately 1.5 meters of separation under the metric system. Two fair men lie in water, warm and slow, As brothers, they are joined heart to heart; But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow; Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
never have been the bros weren't actually there?
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Uploaded Jun 19, 2017 at 01:45PM EDT

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