The Virgin Internet shopping Compares sixteen different websites for the cheapest price plus shipping Uses discount codes and coupons, frustrated that several of which can't be combined Pays with credit card, bill two months overdue Looks out for free delivery deals Buys lots of useless "gadgets", "collectibles" general geek culture s--- and toys for adults ks Buys only one, maybe two if discounts are offered Skinnyfat body too fat for small sizes, too skinny for big sizes The Chad Cyberspace Acquisition Always buys items at full retail price+ tax Acquires the first item visible, prices wil be automatically adjusted by seller Takes credit licenses from banks at a phonecall, always granted without question due to his amazing liquidity Orders delivery by helicopter directly to pool party with hot chicks Acquisitions entire shipping containers full of product to sustain supplier's operations Heraclean physique fits any sized clothing to create different aesthetic styles Acquires only necessities needed for the continuation of the human species

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

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The Virgin Internet shopping Compares sixteen different websites for the cheapest price plus shipping Uses discount codes and coupons, frustrated that several of which can't be combined Pays with credit card, bill two months overdue Looks out for free delivery deals Buys lots of useless "gadgets", "collectibles" general geek culture s--- and toys for adults ks Buys only one, maybe two if discounts are offered Skinnyfat body too fat for small sizes, too skinny for big sizes The Chad Cyberspace Acquisition Always buys items at full retail price+ tax Acquires the first item visible, prices wil be automatically adjusted by seller Takes credit licenses from banks at a phonecall, always granted without question due to his amazing liquidity Orders delivery by helicopter directly to pool party with hot chicks Acquisitions entire shipping containers full of product to sustain supplier's operations Heraclean physique fits any sized clothing to create different aesthetic styles Acquires only necessities needed for the continuation of the human species

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