(reads all the critical comments)

Derpy? Can you come over here for a second? Tell me, do you think that these puritanical haters srsly need to shut up, or is it just me who thinks so?
(Derpy comes over and looks thru the comments)

Well? What do you think, Derpy?

Well, that answers that question. (Gets another computer instantly somehow, since Derpy trashed my other one)

(grabs computer monitor)

COMIN' AT Y'ALL WITH LAZAH BEAMS, BITCHUZ!!

CHARGING LAZER…

FIRE MAH LAZAH!!

(a few seconds later, at the computers of all the haters who bashed this picture)

(back over at my computer, as I watch the lazer carnage)'

Now THIS is f~~kin' beautiful…