Jock-Nerd / Prep-Goth Charts - Not Featured: Saxton Hale making a hat based on this image

I would switch Spy and Sniper, because a well-dressed Frenchmen is second only to a well-dressed Englishman for being preppy. Also swap Heavy and Demoman, because the dude has a possessed sword and an eyepatch for Mann's sake.

Wait, didn't the Heavy mention he had a degree in Russian Literature in the Poker Night at the Inventory?