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![(16 KB, 210x240) gaoole iad O Anonymous 10/23/13(Wed)19 56 02 No 141 76090 [▼1 >>14176102 >>M176186 >>14176312 2214176431 >>14177137 10/24/13(Thuj05 50 37 No 14186191 I▼] >> 14186210 >214136262 (116 KB, 300371) g2ogs a Applejack's my #1 Frank. Alnaht, she's not perlact and yeah, she's a litla stubborn sometimes, but who isnt? She's an honest. down404ath gr who hasn't got her head jammed up her own as冰 could totaly spend the evering with her, a couple of beers and a few good old moves Cant remember the last bmte l ever did that wth Leol You depraved, psychotic piece of f------ sht! Why did you do itl? How cold you munder the sweetest, most beautiful pony in all of equestria like tha? She.. she was my wau... and you ripped her apart without a single f------ shred of mercy! Im going to bash your f------ brains out you twisted f--- Look, are you fellas gonna go outside and make some serious cash, or are you gonna stay in your pigsties all day talking about girly unicoms like a bunch of 6102 1 ▼I >>14176122 >>14176186 Σ14176312 22141764苬>>1417713z >>141775A 480271) gogls iadb dealin with that stupid-ass nonsense a long time ago.I know who d wanna deal with, dog-Rarty! She's an all-kinds-of-ine bitch, but she's a lady too, y'know? She knows what she wants, and she be running her own s--- with that boutique and everything, so you know she aint gonna be Sendin for your paper all the time S---, Il get behind that independent woman s--- it means getting behind an ass ike 14185131 Shut the f--- up already you ungrateful four eyed c---, I was doing you a favorl After all the s--- tve done for you, this is how you repay me? I was trying to keep you from turning Coming from a guy who thinks fapping to humanizations doaant make him a clapper, that statement loses more a hugboxing ponychanining f----- because face it, only an autistic tan-of-tha-fandom sack of horse cocks would fall in love with a lucking background character lke that That kind Now if youll just put the f------ crowbar down and take a couple deep breaths, we can dscuss why Tracy is the coolest, sexiest, all around best possible walu ever created 10/23/13(Wed)19 58:35 No 14176123 [«J 쯔141761脸2214176241 2214176312 22141770丛214177131 Anonymous 1024,13(Thu)06 48 29 No 14187164 [▼] dont want to c-- in knew American pop culture is rubbish, but never expect to see bunch of gown men obsess ng over cartoon characters of some children's show l should had ㎞own gong after 4177055 3720482) google io血 18TB60 1923792214192439 2214192442 m wth Uncle T on this one, dad. You're an angry, chidhood-ruining sociopath, but this whole My Latle Pony sht's too wacked out aven totaly get with a girl ske Rainbow Dash. She's pretity chil- 1 m-mean, if she wa-was real y'know really real, real like a human being real, and n-not real like an adorable little p-pegasus wth a cute ass-FUCKT This is totally your faut Dad! Youve f----- me up- againt since about two years ago dont usually tell anyone somathing to do with t but the way she presents herself with those beautifl eyes and luscious Sowing black mane and tail made her imesistible She loolk like the kind of classy duality of their existence. One, they are very soft and useful as pllows, but they are also made of bones, which are used to make glue that allows me to keep the door sh试during tho locust season if I hadnt blown it t bown i to she Tnace 1-1 E Anonymous 1024,13(Thup09. 47:29 № 141890s8 [ ▼] And Im aware she's a fictional horse, but spending time with her beats the hell out of babysitting the Don's crazy drug addicted mistress or putting up with Ma's mood swings Maybe having one of these tulpas I hear about could sohe my problem 1:31:02 No 14177563 [12214177597 2214177585 1024/13 Thu)18 53 35 No. 14192477 |▼] >>14192510 Yeah, ponies pones. You start watching some cartoon about some g y horse, you start wonde ng what applejack's fur feels like and BAM, the next thing you know youre dressed as a bal of hay, running fom security outside the kentucky derby Ey. I know you still miss Tanisha, but damn, n----, m gon have to take Chop back id you's seious bout f-----' wit animal bitchas inatead of real ones. But that Pinkie girl be coal though Bitch knows how to party if we got her on a little addiction to 8 few 5 of that hood sugar, our 838es be riding on chrome before the year be out rigga And you say your oye l feel you man Had the hots for th拭DJ pony for 3 good year or so. DJ Viry. Scratches or something One night this gorgo es 10miboy chick that looked just like her showed up at Masionette, blue dyed hair and magenta contacts and all. Wooed her with my dance moves and got her to get it on with me in a men's bathroom stall. Shame it ended pretty quick ater I started moaning that pony's name. F------ spiled my spagetti all over that bathroom that rigt. Stll, best one night stand I ever had Ive learned fhom experience that certain things are dangerous to screw around with. What you knock up some horse and the taxpayers gotta pay for that baby? Is obama gonna pay for that? F that horse should samehaw call you up for child support at 3 in the momin while you're at the camputer, frantically switching between 14 diferent tabs so you can finally rub one out before bed i gotta pay for tat. H meat someone gotta pay for th From my experience, having a tulpa is more trouble than you may think. My boss tried to make one for some gay cowboy colt honesty. what can a freakin horse offer a man? They have those sleek coats, and that gorgeous mane, and those beautiful teeth But that dont give them NO reason to demand 300 big ones of the land until 230x277) google ig 188536 1 AL1189 2214191574 My favourite pony and I would have a pefect understanding with each other She wouldn't ask completely inane questions about my life, and she'd totally wasting disease and my more-than-abundat sense of se oathing why would I pick any other pony than Futtershy? rubbin one out over Miky Way, mate. Them its are proper bangin. You can grope em, ttwank 'am and you can have a drink trom am t you gat propar thirsty, like. yo, homie the f--- you talkin about Twiight" bein the best? she a straight book-ass n----, that s--- aint GANGSTA! know what I meam? naw, forreal, head to the top or dont head anywhere-celestia the only ona be MY girll lasers an wings an s---, PLUS she an OG psycho, the only ane could match OG Locl f--- that busta luna, she aint keepin nothin real, [-1 ㈣ Anonymous 10 2013(Wed 22 43:42 No 14178908 [▼1 22141虺933 221417B9 221417aas:2141zea壁 Anonymous 1024/13 Thu)1947 09 NO 14193067 |▼] 221419311>>14193370 14193375 Duh grey 1 is my favonit. shes reall pretty even tho shes a cirpple becuas shes blind becaus her ayes r braken trevor says taht his crystalla can cure them tho anyways shed like me 2 becaus shes small nd i wouldrt have 2 standd on a buket 2 get n position horsess dont like rmuhc wtnu cant teech Anonymous 10/24/13Thu109 26.33 No. 14188936 Oh shut it, you bloody wanker Paudo heres TWO favourite ponies-Vinyl Scratch and Sapphire Shores! They've music industry connections. And a few grams of trumpet Love Fist, The Gurning Chimps, Madd Dogg-everything Kent Paud touches tum limo. And the nightclub tolets. That's how the music industry works-well 179SBS [▼ 4129614 221417969旦 how Kent Paus music industry works, innit? uing classes, she's a have possibly done about it, against a tyrant goddess ike Celestia? She'd have just quietly 'disappeared from Ponyvile, sent for re-education moonl The whole show's a Aightsicerationhip womenfolk I dated, but Luns seems like a sweet little lady that never gets any love. Plus I can relste 4180352 visible pattem here. Angry, sociapathic men who feel like they need someone or something to constantly give them direction in their lives. The fact that afinties with fictional characters from a chidren's TV show blatanbly suggests youre all deeply dissatisied with your existences and want an ouclat to regress to a more childike state much of a stretch to include mother issues, either Quite frankly, Im scared But not scared enough I came for Americs for BIG T------ and MONEY but I too have discovered Applejack. That hat really gets me going, get what I'm saying?! HAHA! Now want to (49 KB 261x373) g--- ia sure we'll be able to work somathing out once we start working through your issues Drop 193375 F---- sake. Carl, it's bad enough you wont shut up about it every time SHOW NGGA GRoW gang banging, now you hae to drag personal problems with me into your horse tal·ITS A Kid's N----, dont clump ma with these foola. I don't aven lke the show anymore not since season sonly abious who the clear ictor is in this stand-off. 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