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The Virgin The Chad Issues Voter Low Information Voter Gets his news from YouTube and Reddit Content with life, doesn't care about the world's problems Votes for whoever he thinks will win, hasn't guessed wrong since 1968 Wastes his life caring about problems that will never be addressed Will cry for days if his candidate doesn't win Thinks participating in liberal democracy will change anything Spends all of his time reading polling and political analysis Loves his country, votes out of a sense of duty and patriotism Gets his news from legacy media funded by the world's top corporations Hates his country, still votes in its elections anyway Politics doesn't even cross his mind MANN/ outside of the voting Voted Ballot gets uncounted and BIDE booth Wingcuckery has immediately thrown out Ballot gets counted 5 times over Always makes it back home in time for the big game cost him whole friendships Wastes vote on far left candidate who Gerrymandered district makes him wait in line for hours won't win or far right candidate who won't win Gets chauffeured to the front of the voting line by his church group Doesnt even know what a political spectrum is MED ALL

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The Virgin Issues Voter vs. The Chad Low Information Voter


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Mar 08, 2020 at 10:35PM EDT

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