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PTSD-Phos Gf Jobless aimless NEET "You are so obedient" ou Follows you everywhere can Seduces you and has you at the edge of your seat, then f---- up right at the climax and leaves without apologizing. "Don't touch me "not now,Antarc, I have work to do "I found some nice books to read" Gives you head every day, so good you see her in your dreams. Catastrophically accident-prone Does pretty much anything you ask her to do after right afterteling you off Gives you novels to read, most written by her "I-I am cute agal pretending Talks to you for hours about how much she hates Manipulates you into doing stupid s---. (muffled "Don't touch me, fageot from her insides everytime you kiss her) But you only see her from 7 PM to 7:15 PM when she is not working Oops you died horribly from caring about Phos Ah, this? Haha, yeah, I had another accident. Amazing at conversation, gives your parents a great first impression. You met her at the mental asylum, still goes back sometimes. Adamant BF Euclase gf ve 'yeah sorry, I cant go out today too much work to do. Wait for an Gosh anon, you are always thinks the best of you, can't stay mad for longer than I-its okay you dont have to you two arent really f------ but spend a once they leave the house Wants you to be rough on bed but doesnt say it sleeps most of the time Its time for your daily examination "Sorry, Morga just called and she really needs Cries when you his past relationships keep getting in your way...as in trying to abduct and murder you KONGOU C--- Zircon Anon, Its okay, we can cuddle" Has enough money to support herself, constantly buying clothes and stuff to be Then "Anon have sex with me" Tries to pull weird s--- on bed like licking your feet, pretends to be joking and cries if you look at her weird then. Dreads meeting your parents wants to fullfill everyone's expectations. jo ?7?7?????????7???????????? at Bort? Maybe you think le she is better than me? You want to f--- Bort? gets excited if you let her win. see, I should just kill myself then right? Since you ANGERY!" Can I study on your bed, Onii-chan?" Guess who?" Awoooh! "I'm studying this book about... ect Listens to your problem Carefree, day is spent mostly exploring new locations and going to your secret place Tries to wake you up to do things together, gets increasingly DISQUIETED if you continue sleeping. new locations and going to your secret place Everyone thinks you are a p--- ills the house with flowers s the house with flowers "When I grow up, I wanna be a smart girl!'" for clothes and accessories Never actually leaves your house OH!" You look kinda Too innocent and pure to understand sex Too innocent and pure to understand sex They delight on watching your reactions when they hit against each other. Alwa ys support phene Gf Alexandrite G Alexandrite GF AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP o get you both cares after you a gives you respect and affirmation. alone, visibly annoyed when you talk with other people Clueless about anything other than WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE see paper Too late, now she's tearing down your curtains and mixing it with wood pulp overworks herself and falls asleep on her desk, you have to take her to her You should really get a job Anon, ill recommend you to this one Always bites during sex NO CHOICE cries whe n something goes wrong in her Has a paper fetish, covers herself with RULES OF NATURE sorry, did I push you too much? GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD Hey anon, help me hold this chair" you dont h Sex either ends with her fainting a Red Alex obliberating your hips with her ass Paper cuts turn her on Paperweight Rock Gf Moonie Gf Professor Gf Did you bought me th "You can bring your friends home, you know, I'm not gonna kill them. Haha The most cool person you ever meet pleasetell me you love me.. Days are spent hunting gems, eating moon goo and designing plans to finally achieve the afterlife. Doesn't have any friends. Oh my god, Gems are like SO lame, they all have the SAME body can you believe that (Enjoys) waking up, arguing, eating, falling in love the endless repetition of the same things opens shirt I'm sorry for the w Listens to Linkin Park all day Manipulative, but wants to see how you see things (literally) Would you pray for me? Really? A... Anon

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH...WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPEND HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH...WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." SHE TURNS 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

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PTSD-Phos Gf Jobless aimless NEET "You are so obedient" ou Follows you everywhere can Seduces you and has you at the edge of your seat, then f---- up right at the climax and leaves without apologizing. "Don't touch me "not now,Antarc, I have work to do "I found some nice books to read" Gives you head every day, so good you see her in your dreams. Catastrophically accident-prone Does pretty much anything you ask her to do after right afterteling you off Gives you novels to read, most written by her "I-I am cute agal pretending Talks to you for hours about how much she hates Manipulates you into doing stupid s---. (muffled "Don't touch me, fageot from her insides everytime you kiss her) But you only see her from 7 PM to 7:15 PM when she is not working Oops you died horribly from caring about Phos Ah, this? Haha, yeah, I had another accident. Amazing at conversation, gives your parents a great first impression. You met her at the mental asylum, still goes back sometimes. Adamant BF Euclase gf ve 'yeah sorry, I cant go out today too much work to do. Wait for an Gosh anon, you are always thinks the best of you, can't stay mad for longer than I-its okay you dont have to you two arent really f------ but spend a once they leave the house Wants you to be rough on bed but doesnt say it sleeps most of the time Its time for your daily examination "Sorry, Morga just called and she really needs Cries when you his past relationships keep getting in your way...as in trying to abduct and murder you KONGOU C--- Zircon Anon, Its okay, we can cuddle" Has enough money to support herself, constantly buying clothes and stuff to be Then "Anon have sex with me" Tries to pull weird s--- on bed like licking your feet, pretends to be joking and cries if you look at her weird then. Dreads meeting your parents wants to fullfill everyone's expectations. jo ?7?7?????????7???????????? at Bort? Maybe you think le she is better than me? You want to f--- Bort? gets excited if you let her win. see, I should just kill myself then right? Since you ANGERY!" Can I study on your bed, Onii-chan?" Guess who?" Awoooh! "I'm studying this book about... ect Listens to your problem Carefree, day is spent mostly exploring new locations and going to your secret place Tries to wake you up to do things together, gets increasingly DISQUIETED if you continue sleeping. new locations and going to your secret place Everyone thinks you are a p--- ills the house with flowers s the house with flowers "When I grow up, I wanna be a smart girl!'" for clothes and accessories Never actually leaves your house OH!" You look kinda Too innocent and pure to understand sex Too innocent and pure to understand sex They delight on watching your reactions when they hit against each other. Alwa ys support phene Gf Alexandrite G Alexandrite GF AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP o get you both cares after you a gives you respect and affirmation. alone, visibly annoyed when you talk with other people Clueless about anything other than WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE see paper Too late, now she's tearing down your curtains and mixing it with wood pulp overworks herself and falls asleep on her desk, you have to take her to her You should really get a job Anon, ill recommend you to this one Always bites during sex NO CHOICE cries whe n something goes wrong in her Has a paper fetish, covers herself with RULES OF NATURE sorry, did I push you too much? GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD Hey anon, help me hold this chair" you dont h Sex either ends with her fainting a Red Alex obliberating your hips with her ass Paper cuts turn her on Paperweight Rock Gf Moonie Gf Professor Gf Did you bought me th "You can bring your friends home, you know, I'm not gonna kill them. Haha The most cool person you ever meet pleasetell me you love me.. Days are spent hunting gems, eating moon goo and designing plans to finally achieve the afterlife. Doesn't have any friends. Oh my god, Gems are like SO lame, they all have the SAME body can you believe that (Enjoys) waking up, arguing, eating, falling in love the endless repetition of the same things opens shirt I'm sorry for the w Listens to Linkin Park all day Manipulative, but wants to see how you see things (literally) Would you pray for me? Really? A... Anon

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