LOOK AT EM LADS, THEY BLOODY KNOW THIS PLACE WHEN THEY AINT WELCOME BURP. THE BLEEDIN' TENNO USE THE KEYS BUT RS. ONLY I, TAVISH DEGROOT, KNOWS TE TRUE SECRET NOWS TE TRUE SECRETS OF THE BOMBONOMICON. I WAS c HALF, OBLITERATED, BUT THROUGH MERASMUS CURSED SPELLS, THE BOMBONOMICON CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE BELCH, AND I WAS REBORN. WE CANT BLAME THESE EEJITS, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A GIT, A BLEEDIN-İMPOSTEROVHO BLOOD! KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE BOMBONOMICON. BEHOLD THE BLEEDIN' GITS, COME TO VIOLATE AND DESECRATE THIS BLOODY REALM! MY LADS, AIN'T I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS DAY? DID I NOT PRO..PROHEBUURP THIS MOMENT! NOW, İ WILL FRAG 'EM, NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE AUSTRALIUM, FOREVER BOUND TO THE BOMBONOMICON. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT SALVABUUUURP, THEY BETTER BE LAYING DOWN THEIR WEAPONS AND WAIT FOR ME STICKYSPAM OF MY AUSTRALIUM FESTIVE STRANGE KILLSTREAK 'NADE LAUNCHA!!! IT BE TIME TO TEACH THESE EEJITS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY STICKYSPAM! THEY WILL LEARN ITS SIMPLE TRUTH. THEM GITS ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL FIGHT BACK, BUT I TAVISH WILL DESTROY THIS PLACE OFTHEIR WEE IMMATURITY

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THE SCRIPT Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. I brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity

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Rebb Ford (back soon @rebbford Follow They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn 3:26 PM-7 Nov 2017 250 Retweets 1,268 Likes X

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