My Hero Academia - Wrong Fanfiction

Twice: No way, he's totally in love with Asui. Calls her by her first name and everything. Plus they're both green! And they totally have that opposites-attract thing going on!
Twice: What are you talking about, he obviously likes that Todoroki kid. Did you see them during the tournament?!! They bring the best out of each other!!
Twice: Dude. Midoriya and Ashido. They're obviously the biggest OTP. Crazy kids with crazy hair who'd sacrifice themselves in an instant to save others.
Twice: I think that-
Dabi: Will you please. Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Toga: I think Midoriya and me should get together!! :D
Shiguraki: Toga, we can't use you as a hostage. You're literally a member of this group.
Toga: Oh yeah, you're right!! :D

Toga: Besides, he doesn't love me back yet… GASP WE SHOULD KIDNAP MIDORIYA

Shiguraki: We're not doing that.