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"The Virgin Roland" Seldier THE HANDSOME CHAD Stupid beret Hair is the definision of Uses only the fnest Hyperion armaments Uses s----- dahl weapons named his fife "Scorpio" ike an edgy 12 year old Always looking Constantly showing off Lteraly the most mportant character in thegame Banely adds to plot Literaly got off a bus as a playable character, has no Has a tragic backstory, feel bad for him despite his Break him out of jal, barely Is a fithy bandit Bitter enemies, constanty have friendly conversation Is the goddamn hero Good guy, not kesble Dirty, ugly clothes Never cleans bloodstains off Worth more than the universe itse Worth as much as 3 green weapons Absurdly evil stll ikeable uit istalor-made by his own company Constanty give into ginfriend in abusive ives in erappy Headquarters" in Bandtville Can kill you at any time, choses not to because he values friendiy compattion Has happy relationship with his cowgirl GF, Iiterally willing to die for his daughter Dies out of nowhere and nobody cares His best friends are a gym rat a whiny acoholic and a witch Lives on own personal moonbase ke a bond vain Dies a heroic and heartfelt Has subordinates who die to Level 2 Psychos Doesnt need friends, closest associate is a20ft tall human cyberg Complains about not being sent an echo and worrying Hyperion ill find him Records s----- echo recordings in his bedroom, thinks he's a revolutionary Has the most powerf being in the universe to do his bidding Constanty broadcasting his plans to the enemy, shows his confidence Leaves echo recordings of himself everywhere showing he has nothing to

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Sep 15, 2018 at 06:29PM EDT

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