Worships Gods of his ancestors goes to fight for a foreign (I(Holy Land)l) some useless desert in Arabia) The virgin templar THE CHAD Turns the other cheek Knows he will come back, so he tries to leave it a better place The same religion as n------ and spics Doesn't care about nature Respects nature, because he knows he's a part of it Has a God for everything Thinks everyone is equal in the eyes of the God let's his bloodline die out because he's a monk Ha s many original Holidays Has only one god, LOL LAME Thinks god will save him has many children Can grow a magnificent beard fights for a middle eastern beggar Fights for his homeland Thinks sex is bad Can't come up with his own Holydays 100% European Doesn't rely on Gods to save him wears mail armour, a technology invented by the pagan Celts 400 BC worships akike on astick

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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virgin kombat x vs chad gear xrd rev 2

virgin kombat x boring and slow paced combat fast paced and fun combat rd sountrack is an heavy metal soundtrack uninspired borefest no belts belts for days story mode is a cliche hollywood blockbuster story mode is deep and moving has baiken , dizzy and millia rage no waifus Snitty lightin and shading glorious animu cel_shade

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The Virgin Professor vs. the Chad Special-Ed Teacher by chadislav

Professor Vin an, Ph.D The Chad Special -ed teacher Made head of the art department, since he is a living sculpture Skin charred and hair gone from burns in an experiment Learned from his students that Poor posture from reading textbooks all day eating crayons helps his gainz No social interaction outside of lab, even has TAs teach his class Impeccable social skills from dealing with difficult students and their parents Plays videos in class and spends the time texting other Chads Lives in constant fear of not getting tenure Hits the school gym for free Literally never read a texbook in his life, assigns lessons out of coloring books instead Teach! Made mistake in paper, was accused of fraud and almost fired Bright clothing keeps his students entertained Goes on il-informed, unrelated political tangents in the rare event he does lecture to his class Never stressed thanks to teachers' unions and summers off Even more stressed in summers since hiS conferences are in the fall Shamelessly plagiarizes lesson plans from the internet leaches practical skills in class Trapped in spiderwebs from the bio lab

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The Virgin Leaker vs The Chad Predictor

I'm just sick of leaks

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Virgin Marine vs Chad Legionnaire by AnotherThrowaway733

The Chad Foreign Legionnaire The Virgin U.S. Marine Doesn't care about France and doesn't hide it, is loyal only to the Legion Is used to hardship, bears it without a word Bitches and cries whenever deprived of basic creature comforts Faux-patriotic Joined for adventure Classy, timeless uniform Joined for the benefits Uniform gets a redesign every few years, still looks bland and uninspir in Has a reputation for dying in droves to bearded dirt farmers Has a reputation for never Out of breath after a sretreating and being utterly ruck ru 마담 ruthless Gets randomly breathalvzed command wont trust him with an empty beer bottle Is allowed to drink on dutv, as long as the job gets done Marches on for days while carrying twice his weight Gfis getting plowed by Tyrone back home womenfolk of France fight over the chance of getting plowed by him _ Starvation, sleep depriva- tion and violence are part of his basic training Has PTSD due to getting yelled at by the drill instruetor Won't set foot outside the base without a horde of drones and helicopters guarding his every step Will get pregnant before deployment Can't wait for his next de- ployment, hopefully to Chad First in the fray to clear the way for everyone else

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Let’s be Frank, here. by TheFloor_Is_Lavaa

Died Randomly, a virgin lhad lharlemagne virgin carloman 1 Iliterate Nobody knows who he is First king to read and write Ruled only half Of France Most famous king of the Dark Ages Ruled all of Europe Literally the "Less famous Little brother. " Mommas boy Had twenty kids, Had multiple baby mommas all european monarchs Are his descendants No beard Ruled for forty six years Best beard

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Virgin historically accurate medieval soldiers vs the CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL by DoodieDialogueDeputy

The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after

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The Virgineer vs the Chad Martial Artist

THE CHAD MARTIALARTIST Jeff is a neckbeard (x-post r/earthbound)

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The Virgin Roland VS THE HANDSOME CHAD by GoldenDragonLord

"The Virgin Roland" Seldier THE HANDSOME CHAD Stupid beret Hair is the definision of Uses only the fnest Hyperion armaments Uses s----- dahl weapons named his fife "Scorpio" ike an edgy 12 year old Always looking Constantly showing off Lteraly the most mportant character in thegame Banely adds to plot Literaly got off a bus as a playable character, has no Has a tragic backstory, feel bad for him despite his Break him out of jal, barely Is a fithy bandit Bitter enemies, constanty have friendly conversation Is the goddamn hero Good guy, not kesble Dirty, ugly clothes Never cleans bloodstains off Worth more than the universe itse Worth as much as 3 green weapons Absurdly evil stll ikeable uit istalor-made by his own company Constanty give into ginfriend in abusive ives in erappy Headquarters" in Bandtville Can kill you at any time, choses not to because he values friendiy compattion Has happy relationship with his cowgirl GF, Iiterally willing to die for his daughter Dies out of nowhere and nobody cares His best friends are a gym rat a whiny acoholic and a witch Lives on own personal moonbase ke a bond vain Dies a heroic and heartfelt Has subordinates who die to Level 2 Psychos Doesnt need friends, closest associate is a20ft tall human cyberg Complains about not being sent an echo and worrying Hyperion ill find him Records s----- echo recordings in his bedroom, thinks he's a revolutionary Has the most powerf being in the universe to do his bidding Constanty broadcasting his plans to the enemy, shows his confidence Leaves echo recordings of himself everywhere showing he has nothing to

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stellaris chad meme by TerribilisScriptor

The virgin-authoritarian/xenophobe The chad-egalitarian/xenophile no respect for other species Exotic anatomy good looks attract alot of xenofriends weak physique from letting all their slaves to the work for them has litteraly no friends invades primitives and is proud of it wears ugly grey military-garbage respects all races and know hes just one amongst millions honors civil right stupid flag bland culture with honor-complex has no respect for civil rights values cultural exchange and tolerance helps primitives wears exotic goodlooking garbs uses purging as a crutch to not deal with politics deems himself better than other species accepts synths an psychics alike wins with universal peace through federating has no blorg friends has the biggest alliance is friends with blorg

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Virgin Detective vs Chad Pianist(i.redd.it) 117 points submitted 9 months ago by Tacticalrainboom

Virgin défedīve stupid hat and even he knows it CHAD PTANIST unobtrusive but noticeable ahoge no but he actually is lol cute and thematic barrette thingies generic audience insert with cliche "flaw" that is relatable for complete losers who like VNs thematically appropriate character arc that moves and changes with the events of the story friendly smile ray of sunshine complete wuss who openly rejects hope emotionally, symbolically, and literally withdrawn fun, energetic sprites ugly, stupid outfit with neutral colors that has nothing to do with anything flagship character needs to be *literally r----* in order to so much as fantasize about having sex, even his crush has to openly beg him to be intimate flirty bisexual (but capable of deep feelings) female protagonist with strong motivations Bonus: music-themed outfit with nice super obvious "growth" arc that is basically resolved by the end of chapter 2 considered a male "moe" by Japanese fans yet understated color scheme gets compared unfavorably to genuinely boring characters i.e. Hajime MANDATORY hates his boring, vague, already-done-many-times- over Ultimate talent character development forced upon him by other characters with the subtlety ofa barbell to the head instantly opens her heart to everyone, which ironically becomes a character flaw gets Western fans hyped for a female protagonist literally did nothing wrong name butchered by baka gaijins ((organic character development)) this guy should have died" literally kills Danganronpa genuinely loves simple but meaningful Ultimate talent zero memes

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Virgin Dead Or Alive vs. Chad Mortal Kombat

Virgin Dead or Alive Bareley any gameplay, just waifu-s--- Tekken rip-off PRAISED AS A FEMINIST FIGHTING GAME (YES, IT ACTUALLY WAS ONCE) ACTUALLY HAS GAMEPLAY laughing stock of feminists everywhere relies on fanservice OHNNY! FATALITY!! YOUR OPPONENT F------ DIES, THE THE REASON THE ESRB EXISTS!! EACH KHARACTER HAS UNIQUE COULD EASILY BE TOLD APART! NINJAS İCTdfiLLY KICK Soccer moms ignore this heap of horse s--- Despite the name nobody actually diesTITLE DOESN'T LIE!! -vawn- -OH S---!- DESIGN ND BACKSTORY all characters look the same REPLACES C'S WITH K'S BECAUSE IT LOOKS K00L. II GET OVER HERE! all three spin-of games suck TOASTY!! story looks like it was written by some emo teenager STORY IS ACTUALLY GRIMDARK. EMO-S--- FREE!! lame ninjas It's Official, Dead or Alive sucks! SOCCER MOMS FEAR THIS GAME'S EXISTENCE waifu bait FINISH HIM!!

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Virgin vs. Chad - the virgin templar vs THE CHAD PAGAN by IslamicStatePatriot

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Worships Gods of his ancestors goes to fight for a foreign (I(Holy Land)l) some useless desert in Arabia) The virgin templar THE CHAD Turns the other cheek Knows he will come back, so he tries to leave it a better place The same religion as n------ and spics Doesn't care about nature Respects nature, because he knows he's a part of it Has a God for everything Thinks everyone is equal in the eyes of the God let's his bloodline die out because he's a monk Ha s many original Holidays Has only one god, LOL LAME Thinks god will save him has many children Can grow a magnificent beard fights for a middle eastern beggar Fights for his homeland Thinks sex is bad Can't come up with his own Holydays 100% European Doesn't rely on Gods to save him wears mail armour, a technology invented by the pagan Celts 400 BC worships akike on astick

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