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THE CHAD NUMBER ONE THE VIRGIN GNOME survived by loving wife and children not kown outside of subreddit beloved all over the world, unifies people from all walks of life has been and always will be a gav virgin controls what can be put on subreddit, doesn't respect people who break rules respects everyone and everything, even the mods decision to change the icon most people associate him not just with memes, but with love, happiness and childhood most people associate icon with runescape than memes "WE" are number one only ever considered Stefan to be number one has a popular petition to have a statue built, but everyone will also respect the decision if it's not built doesn't have thousands of people wanting a statue of them in hometown has sung some of the greatest songs of our time, some even worthy of being in the charts more than likely not a singer

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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Professor Vin an, Ph.D The Chad Special -ed teacher Made head of the art department, since he is a living sculpture Skin charred and hair gone from burns in an experiment Learned from his students that Poor posture from reading textbooks all day eating crayons helps his gainz No social interaction outside of lab, even has TAs teach his class Impeccable social skills from dealing with difficult students and their parents Plays videos in class and spends the time texting other Chads Lives in constant fear of not getting tenure Hits the school gym for free Literally never read a texbook in his life, assigns lessons out of coloring books instead Teach! Made mistake in paper, was accused of fraud and almost fired Bright clothing keeps his students entertained Goes on il-informed, unrelated political tangents in the rare event he does lecture to his class Never stressed thanks to teachers' unions and summers off Even more stressed in summers since hiS conferences are in the fall Shamelessly plagiarizes lesson plans from the internet leaches practical skills in class Trapped in spiderwebs from the bio lab

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The Chad Foreign Legionnaire The Virgin U.S. Marine Doesn't care about France and doesn't hide it, is loyal only to the Legion Is used to hardship, bears it without a word Bitches and cries whenever deprived of basic creature comforts Faux-patriotic Joined for adventure Classy, timeless uniform Joined for the benefits Uniform gets a redesign every few years, still looks bland and uninspir in Has a reputation for dying in droves to bearded dirt farmers Has a reputation for never Out of breath after a sretreating and being utterly ruck ru 마담 ruthless Gets randomly breathalvzed command wont trust him with an empty beer bottle Is allowed to drink on dutv, as long as the job gets done Marches on for days while carrying twice his weight Gfis getting plowed by Tyrone back home womenfolk of France fight over the chance of getting plowed by him _ Starvation, sleep depriva- tion and violence are part of his basic training Has PTSD due to getting yelled at by the drill instruetor Won't set foot outside the base without a horde of drones and helicopters guarding his every step Will get pregnant before deployment Can't wait for his next de- ployment, hopefully to Chad First in the fray to clear the way for everyone else

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Let’s be Frank, here. by TheFloor_Is_Lavaa

Died Randomly, a virgin lhad lharlemagne virgin carloman 1 Iliterate Nobody knows who he is First king to read and write Ruled only half Of France Most famous king of the Dark Ages Ruled all of Europe Literally the "Less famous Little brother. " Mommas boy Had twenty kids, Had multiple baby mommas all european monarchs Are his descendants No beard Ruled for forty six years Best beard

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Virgin historically accurate medieval soldiers vs the CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL by DoodieDialogueDeputy

The virgin Historically Accurate Medieval Soldier THE CHAD MEDIEVAL FICTION PORTRAYAL Almost dies in battle, but then remembers his friend/wife/family and suddenly recovers, kills everyone Crude "helmet", best he could afford No need for helmet Wears a cap under the helmet because it hurts his head Cool unique weapon with a name, obtained from magical mar Used as a meat shield by his liege Armour is several centuries advanced past the time period The best armour he could afford is just a very thick, baggy jacket Needs a shield because he can't deal with arrows Obtains immensely expensive armour easily without expense Can't even afford a cool sword Knows he will win at the end since he's the main character Weapon is a short stick with a metal bit on the end doesn't care that his fantasy armour design doesnt protect efficiently. It looks cool and that's what makes him fierce Gets scraped in battle, dies 3 days later of infection Girly tights Tactical groin protection Weird virgin shoes Even if he wins the battle, he has to go back to labiuring to death after

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Virgin Detective vs Chad Pianist(i.redd.it) 117 points submitted 9 months ago by Tacticalrainboom

Virgin défedīve stupid hat and even he knows it CHAD PTANIST unobtrusive but noticeable ahoge no but he actually is lol cute and thematic barrette thingies generic audience insert with cliche "flaw" that is relatable for complete losers who like VNs thematically appropriate character arc that moves and changes with the events of the story friendly smile ray of sunshine complete wuss who openly rejects hope emotionally, symbolically, and literally withdrawn fun, energetic sprites ugly, stupid outfit with neutral colors that has nothing to do with anything flagship character needs to be *literally r----* in order to so much as fantasize about having sex, even his crush has to openly beg him to be intimate flirty bisexual (but capable of deep feelings) female protagonist with strong motivations Bonus: music-themed outfit with nice super obvious "growth" arc that is basically resolved by the end of chapter 2 considered a male "moe" by Japanese fans yet understated color scheme gets compared unfavorably to genuinely boring characters i.e. Hajime MANDATORY hates his boring, vague, already-done-many-times- over Ultimate talent character development forced upon him by other characters with the subtlety ofa barbell to the head instantly opens her heart to everyone, which ironically becomes a character flaw gets Western fans hyped for a female protagonist literally did nothing wrong name butchered by baka gaijins ((organic character development)) this guy should have died" literally kills Danganronpa genuinely loves simple but meaningful Ultimate talent zero memes

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THE CHAD NUMBER ONE THE VIRGIN GNOME survived by loving wife and children not kown outside of subreddit beloved all over the world, unifies people from all walks of life has been and always will be a gav virgin controls what can be put on subreddit, doesn't respect people who break rules respects everyone and everything, even the mods decision to change the icon most people associate him not just with memes, but with love, happiness and childhood most people associate icon with runescape than memes "WE" are number one only ever considered Stefan to be number one has a popular petition to have a statue built, but everyone will also respect the decision if it's not built doesn't have thousands of people wanting a statue of them in hometown has sung some of the greatest songs of our time, some even worthy of being in the charts more than likely not a singer

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